If we all go to prision for 5 years together ..

[HacheMan]

lol.......Funny thread lander! I have to agree with Journey, I would take his offer as Cellmate

But, I suppose any of you would make great company. Who better to spend years behind bars with than people who are sports and gambling nuts just like yourself!

 

[grantt]

There is no room in American prisons for you guys. They are all filled with people serving life sentences for smoking a joint and same sex relations. You'll need to wait until Bush executes another retarded person before there is room.

 

[lander]

Grantt,
How come is ok to snort coke, be an alcoholic & murder tens or thousands of people, but they want us in the slammer for betting on football?

 

[lander]

I think Beantown should bunk with Kobe

 

[Moneyneversleeps]

I believe that the criminal penalties in the bill only apply to those engaged in the business of gambling not individuals. So I don't think any recreational gambling will be spending any time in the Big House.

 

[8isenough]

Duckstabber got my pick...I guess I'll choose Jenny! Pass the green beans please!!

 

[Angelle]

Thank you duckstabber-
I will make sure it is the best 5 years of your life

 

[max1234]

Grantt,

Your mom is due up next week so I guess that'll open up a spot.

 

[TheGeneral+]

I want a room to myself. I will be moderating & I do not want to buddy up with a roomy. He will be wanting special treatment.

 

[lander]

Ken's cell will be the one with the big sign saying, "will exchange sexual favors for cigarettes"

 

[Duckstabber]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Angelle:
Thank you duckstabber-
I will make sure it is the best 5 years of your life

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sounds great, Angelle!

I'll belooking forward to it. Btw, what do you have to do to get in jail for 5 years in America? Speeding? Shoplifting? Smoking a cigarette in public?

 

[wilheim]

Just make sure you don't stab her someday when things get a bit testy in the cell. On the other hand giving a gal a little stab from time to time is a healthy thing. If you want to get arrested here in the US just carry your Swiss Army Knife through customs.

wil.

 

[Angelle]

A lil stab from time to time is good..

 

[lander]

Kennedy,
Will you bunk with me?

JJ doesn't want to be my roommate