Blue,
I find it interesting that you'd rather joke about than support your position with facts -- assuming any exist.
Economy.
Bush will be the first president in 80 years to lose net jobs, and he's turned a record surplus into a record deficit. Kerry helped drive the balanced budget initiative.
No contest -- Kerry, as sad as that is, is by far the better president for the economy.
Defense.
Bush ignored pre-9/11 memos, invaded the wrong country in response to 9/11 (which in turn has created more terrorist), let the 9/11 mastermind reign free, destroyed most of the US's good foreign relations, and has inspired the "enemy" by daring them to "bring it on".
Not to mention, ignored countless intelligence reports indicating what we all know -- Iraq was not a threat.
Now instead of capturing Bin Laden, we've spread our troop too thin across the middle east, lost our foreign allies (and their valuable intelligence) and spent money we dont' have doing such.
Blue, no offense -- but only a retard would think Bush has a good job with Economy and Defense.