Stormy Daniels Wow. It has been credibly reported that you a fat, blubbery, nosy-ass-Canadian cocksucker sticking his nose into American politics, but, also, the low of the low: a wife beater. it just hit me the likely reason for that cowardly act: something tells me Mrs. Jagoff complained once two often as to why SHE had to jack off because YOU are a pathetic premature ejaculator, and, instead of laying PIPE, you felt the need to lay HANDS, you diseased, one pump chump. And, that pathetic "tendency" no doubt, uh, drips over into other areas, like, say, Premature CELEBRATION. Stormy Daniels? For REAL????? First of all, Michael Cohen paid his debt to society by being the middle man in that sordid deal, when it was crystal clear that the person who benefited the most for it all was the same person who was referred to, in the case against MC, as "unindicted co-conspirator Number One." Gee, who could THAT be? Now, barely a week ago, Alvin Bragg announced that he was re-opening that investigation, called Cohen back in to chat, AND, reportedly visited that old prick Allan Weisselberg, who is getting 3 hots, a cot, and some cream in his butthhole that WON'T spread on a bagel, to inform him that, absent some very specific cooperation, AW will NOT be skating in 5 months, or 100 days. So, you're "crowing" about THAT one shows, again, what a fucking moron you are. Oh for 6.
Chris Christie-What about him? I consistently attacked him, and ridiculed him for stooping so low as to "prep" Blubber Boy for the debate, where he was trounced, and lied about having COVID, which he promptly gave to CC (from which one of the few politicians "blubbery-er" than Blubber Boy nearly croaked) as well as about 11 Secret Service Agents. Again, you're a fucking idiot, who is now 0-7.
Michael Cohen will "sing" What is wrong with you???????????? He DID sing, both in front of Congress, AND in a best selling book, plus see your brilliant Stormy Daniels "point." 0-8.
"Bloodhound Bob" Andrew Weissmann Again, what about him? Did he head up Mueller's investigation? No, and he wrote a book about how it fell short. However, he DID correctly predict that tRump's hand picked slut judge, "Loose" Cannon, would get the boot; that the Special Master would be disallowed; that tRump would lose EACH AND EVERY APPEAL THAT HE MADE, IN D.C. AND NEW YORK, AND HE HAS. Once again, you're an idiot, and you're up to 0-9.
Roger Stone will "sing" Once again, you're a lying sack of shit, I NEVER said that, I've known that SEVEN TIME FELON was a fucking loon since the Nixon days: a guy who would get a tattoo of Dricky Dick on an entire shoulder blade...well, let's just say that his cheese fell offa his cracker a LONG time ago. Wow! We're up to double digits: 0-10.
Queen Letitia in NY Unbelievable. A quick review: she filed a quarter of a billion dollar suit, against him, and his brats. He has tried several times to dismiss, crushed like the cockroach that he is every time. He flopped around desperately to avoid testifying, got fined 10k a day, then finally gave up when the fines hit 110 grand. Once he testified, Mr. "Only criminals take the Fifth" FOUR HUNDRED FORTY TIMES, and, in a civil trial (UNLIKE in a criminal one), the jury came take a "negative inference" to such tactics, and, just as sure as the fact that you're a moron, they're gonna do exactly that (plus, I'd say that a "negative inference" can be taken from the fact that Trump Org., of which HE is the sole owner, got BUTT fucked on 17 outta 17 charges. He was stupid enough to not only sue the NY AG, in Florida, but claim that she had no jurisdiction over him, ROTLFMAO!!!! By some strange coincidence, RIGHT after the took a nearly million dollar dick up the dirt chute, he, for some reason dropped BOTH lawsuits against her. Now she just got a firm trial date, in October, and just motioned to have him sanctioned again, since he was stupid enough to lie in this new case. And, with all of that shit, YOU are taking a fucking VICTORY lap????? I've said it before, I'll say it again: you are EXACTLY like the guy who jumps off the Empire State building, and, as he goes whizzing past each floor, can be heard by the people on each floor to say, "So far, so good...so far, so good." So far, so stupid, is more like it, and, that's 0-11.
Anthony Fauci Except when I pointed out to idiots like Witless Willie, Festering Sack of Shit, Gas Bag, and YOU, that your predictions on COVID were laughably wrong when you said that it quickly "peter out," (and Blubber's Boy's bleach guzzling "tip"), I've largely stayed outta COVID discussions, and CERTAINLY had nothing significant to say about Fauci, so, you lied again, and that's a even dozen "swing and a misses," Schmuck.
Adam Schitt Yuck, yuck, Sheriff Jagoff. Schiff was instrumental in TWO impeachment trials, and, lo and behold, Blubber Boy was impeached both times, thus equaling the combined total of ALL OTHER POTUS IN HISTORY ALL by his blubbery lonesome. Schiff, obviously, has NO control over what happens in the Senate, so, that's an unluck 13, you fucking moron.
Mike Pence Again, what about him? Arguably, the only good thing in his life that he did was not cave to the lunatics, and I've consistently ridiculed him for his "rehabilitation tour" and refusal to testify in front of the J6 committee. You may be unaware that, TODAY, he was subpoenaed to testify in front of Jack Smith, and, something tells me that he won't be QUITE so cavalier, so, yet again, you've nutted prematurely, and we're now at the number of times that the weakest Speaker of the House ever got BUTT fucked: 14.
John Bolton Once again, you're a wife beating, lying, Canadian cunt: I've attacked that war mongering nitwit and his Fuller brush mustache from the start, being particularly critical of his decision to clam up to Congress and keep the "good stuff" for his book, and he's ANOTHER one who says NOW that he could see all along that Dump was scum, but, he stayed put, and quiet, in the mistaken belief that he could "control" Daughter Diddler. Another line, and a 15th cock in the ass.
Ukraine impeachment hoax (they impeached Trump for poking around BIDEN'S corruption!) Something you and all other Mega MAGA Morons should memorize: PROOF up, or STFU, and, as is often the case, your timing is impeccable-but NOT in a way that supports your looney rantings: Anybody with an IQ above room temperature-which would exclude YOU-know what went down in tRump's "perfect" phone call ("I need a favor, THOUGH...."): a shakedown, almost as plain as, "All I need is 11,780 votes," AND, for good measure, it was recently reported that that fat slob, Bill "Roseanne" Barr, went on a little European "jaunt" with ANOTHER scumbag, John Durham (YOU remember him don't you? Appointed to look into your "Biden corruption" and they were hoping to find EXACTLY that by traipsing all over Europe. Alas, all they found was a tip from the Italians...on tRUMP'S corruption, but, they were like, "uhhhhh, no, that's ok, we're good." Sweet sixteen, BITCH. This is getting like the last inning or two of a no-hitter, lol.
Bill Barr Oh, no you DIDIN'T: Man, you're REALLY getting desperate, you fucking moron. See your 16th BUTT fucking above, I have NEVER said ANYTHING good about that traitorous scum, even when ridiculed tRump when testifying in front of J6, I pointed out that he (along with Bolton and many others) was about a YEAR late, and a few BILLION dollars short for all the damage that he allowed. I'm AMAZED that Mrs. Jagoff hasn't smothered you while you sleep, you're a fucking waste of life. You're also 0-17.
Trump's taxes Man, how many loads shot within 10 seconds do you clean off your monitor making up this shit? After YEARS of trying ("I'll be HAPPY to release my taxes, just as soon as the "audit" is completed," lol), Congress FINALLY got hold of the taxes on 12/30/22, so, that's not even 7 weeks ago, but, once again, YOU'RE crowing because he hasn't been indicted...yet. STOP me if you've heard this before: you're a fucking idiot, and, you're ALSO 0-18.
Rudy Giuliani will "sing" (Sigh) The jury is still out, almost literally and figuratively, you fucking moron: Drunken Rudy, who was involved in many of the SEVENTY BUTT FUCKING "voter fraud" cases, and eventually uttered the very true (and very telling) comment, "We got LOTS of theories, what we DON'T have, is proof, got stiffed (after crowing that he was getting 20k-a-day, stupidly thinking that a guy whom he had known as a stiff for the better part of a half a century, was actually gonna PAY him), and got his LAW "LICENSE" SUSPENDED BOTH IN OUR NATION'S CAPTIAL AND IN HIS HOME STATE OF NEW YORK. He also DESPERATELY tried to avoid testifying in Georgia, but failed, so, he HAS talked-but, I don't know what he said, and neither do YOU, you fucking nitwit. But I DO know that DA Willis promised that there would be "defendants," plural, "imminently." So, we'll see very soon whether he talked or not, Dipshit. Oh, that's 0-19.