I used to hoop with Laurent Robinson....

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i played basketball in my drive-way with my neighbors. i used to throw down some killer dunks in their eye.

the "hoop" was set at 7 foot but fuck i'm white, fat, and i was only 19.
 

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MS Paint sucks. I can't do anything cool anymore. Time to get photoshop again.

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I have played 18 holes with john smoltz...my claim to fame
 

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I have played 18 holes with john smoltz...my claim to fame

thanks for the bump....

How was golf with Smoltz? He seems like he'd be a cool guy

What are the odds that EJ lurks around here and reads about what people say about him now?
 

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smoltzie is a hell of a guy and a hell of a golfer as well. we played the RTJ course Silver Lakes in Gadsden, Alabama (rate at one time one of the hardest public courses in the nation by one of the golf publications) is 7674 yards from the tips on the two sides we playes (backbreaker and heartbraker) and he goes out there an a day when it was about 35 degrees and shoots 79 his first time ever seeing the course pretty impressive. He is probably one of the most awesome people i have ever met. I hope this story is more believable than EJ's because unlike his, this story is actually true

by the by, the damn mutombo, autistic kid, wil perdue/luc longley, and jud buechler posts almost made me go into a myocardial infarction

EJ does about the worst job of defending himself of anyone i have ever seen on a forum, of course when you say stupid shit like he does it is hard to defend yourself
 

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This is the fvcking funniest shit I have ever read. :thumbsup:

You all should get together and right a sit-com for the networks.

I'm older than most here but I always enjoy a good laugh.:aktion033 :missingte :missingte

Please don't let this thread die. This is absolutely priceless.

Good work.:aktion033
 

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I shook Wade Boggs hand as we were both take leaks at a popular night club when Boggs played for the Sox. I was buzzed and pissing right next to him and couldn't figure out where I knew him from. I thought he was the boyfriend of a chick I was seeing on the side (I remember that scary feeling as they both had that moustache). It finally came to me and I offered my hand as we both were pissing we shook hands. He was nice at this point but later on we had choice words at the bar as he started insulting other Sox players (Dwight Evans and Easler but particularly Evans)...he had an ego out of control and when I brought up several "key" points to prove he was a selfish player (well known about Boggs is that he is like the most self absorbed stats freak there is) he went fuckin crazy. He couldn't take it like a baby that he is even though he dished it out for like30 minutes complaining about his own teammates. He tried to get at me and it was an unreal scene. He was escorted out by like 10 bouncers and I forever became the guy that Wade Boggs wanted to kill. He was irate. Yeah I know I should have let him hit me. I became a celebrity there everytime I came it as everyone knew me from this incident. I got smiles and pointed too everytime I came back.

I am just trying to add to the folklore and glory of this history making thread. I am no EJ MANE playiing hoops with L Robinson or post pictures of my chick...but I shook Boggs hand as we both were urinating and that is my claim to fame.
 

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What are the odds that EJ lurks around here and reads about what people say about him now?

Oh about 1:1

Glad to see Ej Finally getting his due.
Bets with monopoly money(does not bet at all) except with his man in Canada that keeps a account for him at pinnacle. lol
When losing loses the record or starts it over? lol

But has HOOPED with Laurent Robinson
Seems like a decent guy.
Does at times have some good takes on CBB

Good luck EJ :aktion033
 

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alright y'all

I'm here to set the record straight. I came by to check out what y'all were saying about the Bulls and I find this shit. I went to high school with erik. This son of a bitch never played basketball in high school and the baseball coach told him it wasn't worth trying out. He also dropped out of ISU a while ago, so don't believe any of his college stories.

On another note, he did consistently pull box in high school that was way out of his league and probably fucks hotter chicks than most of y'all on here.

Any other questions, just ask.


wow I am glad I checked back in this thread.

This post has made this thread about 10 times better. Fuckin hilarious.
 

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alright y'all

I'm here to set the record straight. I came by to check out what y'all were saying about the Bulls and I find this shit. I went to high school with erik. This son of a bitch never played basketball in high school and the baseball coach told him it wasn't worth trying out. He also dropped out of ISU a while ago, so don't believe any of his college stories.

On another note, he did consistently pull box in high school that was way out of his league and probably fucks hotter chicks than most of y'all on here.

Any other questions, just ask.

Another classic manje post. HA HA HA
 

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1. Who the hell is Laurent Robinson?
2. Who cares?
3. If you are the 6th man on your high school basketball team, you are terrible.
4. What the hell is Provo East? Some kind of Cheese Company? Do they make Monterey Jack?
5. That blonde chick is average.
6. The dude in the picture is her brother.
7. Who the hell is Laurent Robinson?
8. Is that a picture of themanej?
9. Who calls themselves "The Man" anyway?
10. Haha
 

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someone with any computer saavy please bump don melchors post with the prom pic and him sayin someone says this guy cant ball with the little smiley face scratchin his head.....as good as TTP mutombo finger wave hahahaha
 

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Has this ever happened to anyone before because I thought that was insane. Boomer Grigsby was in the fraternity I am in at school but he was never around and everyone knew he was going to the show, but I had not clue about Laurent. By the way the kid is dynamite at basketball.

who the fuck is Boomer Grigsby and why would we care?
 
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