I got super stoned in Biology class today. This is what I remember.
1. It’s not a vaccine
2. It doesn’t prevent you from getting CV
3. Technically you are taking an injection of CV to produce antibodies
4. CV is a virus, technically not a disease. Possibly causes disease.
5. Virus needs a host. Viruses don’t have ribosomes, can’t produce proteins
6. Hence the vaccine mRNA which produces proteins
7. Virus is really just a parasite
8. A vaccine gives you supposedly weakened Virus, makes body produce antibodies
9. Therefore, you get the virus, develop immunity, without getting the virus
10. Yet technically you do get the virus
11. But they state the vaccine doesn’t give you immunity (insert scratch head)
CV vaccine produced in months. Meanwhile, viruses like hepatitis, HIV, Shingles, Herpes, Rabies still just out there chilling waiting for their big day.
This is what will happen!
The virus will mutate. Insert more panic. Insert more shots. Insert yearly shots.
Vaccine Cards will be required. Insert bar codes on phone to be scanned.
Vaccine Tattoo will be required. Insert Golden Star on forehead (symbolizes Thanks China)
Asymptotic came along because, well yeah you got CV but you just can’t see it. Just believe us
Now even better reason for people to wear mask, you can have but not know
Mask don’t help. Now mask help. Now mask don’t protect me. Mask Protect you
Mask will never go away. Insert new Norm.
Mask work.
Why no flu this year
Because Mask, social distancing and washing hands
Then obviously the above doesn’t work for CV because cases out the roof for a year now.
Trust science! Okay!
Science says only 2 Genders (M/F)
Watch liberals lose their shit on Trust Science debate
God isn’t real. Says science. If God was so real why can’t we see him
CV is real. Says science. If CV was so real why can’t we see it
Insert 2 invisible forces that will forever produce debates.
Yet have the same common characteristics. Both invisible and produce fear and control.
Trust the government. Said nobody ever
I think we should all move along from debating CV19. And focus on the new threat when Russia spins into the new big threat for America and hacking our data. Russia bad! Very Bad! And we can all go back to paying big money for the new big thing, bunkers!
Its all a scripted show with predictive programming, that gives us an illusion of reality. End of the day we are all just a bunch of clowns in a clown car driving around in a clown world.
1. It’s not a vaccine
2. It doesn’t prevent you from getting CV
3. Technically you are taking an injection of CV to produce antibodies
4. CV is a virus, technically not a disease. Possibly causes disease.
5. Virus needs a host. Viruses don’t have ribosomes, can’t produce proteins
6. Hence the vaccine mRNA which produces proteins
7. Virus is really just a parasite
8. A vaccine gives you supposedly weakened Virus, makes body produce antibodies
9. Therefore, you get the virus, develop immunity, without getting the virus
10. Yet technically you do get the virus
11. But they state the vaccine doesn’t give you immunity (insert scratch head)
CV vaccine produced in months. Meanwhile, viruses like hepatitis, HIV, Shingles, Herpes, Rabies still just out there chilling waiting for their big day.
This is what will happen!
The virus will mutate. Insert more panic. Insert more shots. Insert yearly shots.
Vaccine Cards will be required. Insert bar codes on phone to be scanned.
Vaccine Tattoo will be required. Insert Golden Star on forehead (symbolizes Thanks China)
Asymptotic came along because, well yeah you got CV but you just can’t see it. Just believe us
Now even better reason for people to wear mask, you can have but not know
Mask don’t help. Now mask help. Now mask don’t protect me. Mask Protect you
Mask will never go away. Insert new Norm.
Mask work.
Why no flu this year
Because Mask, social distancing and washing hands
Then obviously the above doesn’t work for CV because cases out the roof for a year now.
Trust science! Okay!
Science says only 2 Genders (M/F)
Watch liberals lose their shit on Trust Science debate
God isn’t real. Says science. If God was so real why can’t we see him
CV is real. Says science. If CV was so real why can’t we see it
Insert 2 invisible forces that will forever produce debates.
Yet have the same common characteristics. Both invisible and produce fear and control.
Trust the government. Said nobody ever
I think we should all move along from debating CV19. And focus on the new threat when Russia spins into the new big threat for America and hacking our data. Russia bad! Very Bad! And we can all go back to paying big money for the new big thing, bunkers!
Its all a scripted show with predictive programming, that gives us an illusion of reality. End of the day we are all just a bunch of clowns in a clown car driving around in a clown world.