i need help guys i am separated and want to ask a girl to bengals game this stays

[RobFunk]

Remember when bigbet asked about the bengals and the chic?

Tang had a thread moved so he's wondering why his gets moved and not BB's.

Tang is also from Hawaii, dont think the Bungals will be there anytime soon.

But I see your point that it's not obvious, and he worded it kind of funny.

Well Tulsa, I will say this: BB can still use the advice.

 

[urstupid1234]

so let me get this straight?

this is a female you are interested in. you want to make a good impression on her so you offer to take her to a BENGALS game?

Are you out of your mind!

"Hey, if you're not doing anything this Sunday wanna go to the Bengals game with me?"

Unless she is a -1 on a 1-10 look scale NO WAY will she say "YES!" Think a "10" will agree to go to a BENGALS game with you? If she does - all I wanna know is "Does she have any sisters?"

If she is hot - and agrees to go with you - i put it at about 80% chance she is a lesbo! NO "straight" female would ever agree to go on a date to a BENGALS game

I don't know why you and your (soon-to-be) ex are no longer together - but this might help explain a lot!

If you REALLY want to make a good impression on this woman - DO NOT take her to a Bengals' game!

Winky- I hardly think he needs advice from a 40 year old virgin! :biglaugh:

 

[TANG]

Remember when bigbet asked about the bengals and the chic?

Tang had a thread moved so he's wondering why his gets moved and not BB's.

Tang is also from Hawaii, dont think the Bungals will be there anytime soon.

But I see your point that it's not obvious, and he worded it kind of funny.

Well Tulsa, I will say this: BB can still use the advice.

rob you picked up on the bigbet post but i am in canada not hawaii. I can't believe the posters fughting back and forth in this thread fucking funny as hell though.

p.s put timmy in the game already.

 

[urstupid1234]

Winky:

I take offense to this post. First off get your facts straight. Secondly, you have bashed Shrink, and others on this forum. And you are a far cry from what I would call attractive.

As a matter of fact, you are one freaky and extremely odd, ugly SOB, and I have many that will confirm this. You act as if you are gods gift to women, but still live in your parents basement jerking off to porn.

I understand coming to grips with your odd appearance, and assholish personality must be tough, but go get some thearpy, and become satisfied with yourself before bashing others.

BB

:lolBIG:

 

[sherman]

this is one crazy thread....


tulsa put it down nice for you guys...

 

[mrhognuts]

who was it described winkyduck as a toothpick with some shit hangin on it!? hehehe,ugly ugly white boy!!

 

[RobFunk]

oh winky's not that bad. He just needs some steriods, grow a mullet and get some contact lenses. Then he'll be bang'n more chics than tommy lee.

 

[winkyduck]

Winky- I hardly think he needs advice from a 40 year old virgin! :biglaugh:

You are wrong on 2 points

1.) I am 41 NOT 40

2.) Sadly - the movie is NOT about me. I wish it was so I could get royalties from it and then have a LOT of money to go out and get me a gorgeous babe hooker to lose my virginity with

Damn - ONE YEAR and look how much it costs me! Maybe I can lie about my age and find a way to get some of the profits from this flic!

 

[winbet]

Winky likes to think he's sharp, but as his comment on taking a bird to a Bengals game shows, he's very square. He cant comprehend how smart you will look to her when they win the SB.:drink:

 

[winkyduck]

Winky likes to think he's sharp, but as his comment on taking a bird to a Bengals game shows, he's very square. He cant comprehend how smart you will look to her when they win the SB.:drink:

and let me guess - they will beat the AZ Cards?

 

[juice]

Did Tulsa say we should act like a girl's father?? Do you have sisters?
:hump:

 

[Tulsa]

Did Tulsa say we should act like a girl's father?? Do you have sisters?
:hump:

Ok....I meant it in the sense that a woman (usually) looks for the security a man provides and her only model of that security (usually) was her father. No....I'm not meaning any of this in the 'funny' sense. I'm surprised it took this long.... tulsa

 

[BrOkenJokEr]

Take Her To The Bengals Game They Are Going To Lose Anyway..at Least Try And Get Laid...