Liberal activist LeBron James is one of just two players on the Los Angeles Lakers who hasn't received a COVID-19 vaccination
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Why didn't he get what's his statement. Because he already had virus or is it just because he thinks he is God....
If that is a "box out", then we can all play in the NBA. That was not even close to a box out. Paul literally grabbed him cuz he had no chance in hell of getting the ball. Very easy foul call.
When you fall awkwardly like that and you weigh that much it's probably gonna hurt a little bit. Just an awkward fall. LeBron undoubtedly tries to sell it though
Babylon Bee rips LeFlop a new one.
'That Girl Getting Stabbed Wasn't In Danger,' Says Man Who Flops Any Time Another Player Gets Within Six Feet Of Him
LOS ANGELES, CA—Basketball superstar and second greatest player of all time LeBron James posted in defense of the girl who was shot stabbing another girl in Ohio this week.
James, who is known for immediately falling to the ground and flopping around as though he's been tased any time other players even step on the same court he's on, said that the girl getting stabbed wasn't in any danger and that she would have been fine if the cops hadn't shot her attacker.
"That stabbing victim was fine. She was just being dramatic," James said during a press conference Thursday afternoon. "It's like, come on, what's a little friendly knife fight between friends? You gotta be tough out there on the streets. You can't just flinch and freak out and expect the refs -- I mean, the police -- to protect you whenever someone comes at you aggressively with a deadly weapon."
James then flopped to the ground as a reporter scooted forward a few inches to get a mic closer to his face. "REFS!" he screamed. "Did you see that!?! Totally a foul! My life was in danger!"
Officials standing by gave James a free throw and fined the reporter $100,000 for her obvious technical foul.
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'That Girl Getting Stabbed Wasn't In Danger,' Says Man Who Flops Any Time Another Player Gets Within Six Feet Of Him
LOS ANGELES, CA—Basketball superstar and second greatest player of all time LeBron James posted in defense of the girl who was shot stabbing another girl in Ohio this week.
James, who is known for immediately falling to the ground and flopping around as though he's been tased any time other players even step on the same court he's on, said that the girl getting stabbed wasn't in any danger and that she would have been fine if the cops hadn't shot her attacker.
"That stabbing victim was fine. She was just being dramatic," James said during a press conference Thursday afternoon. "It's like, come on, what's a little friendly knife fight between friends? You gotta be tough out there on the streets. You can't just flinch and freak out and expect the refs -- I mean, the police -- to protect you whenever someone comes at you aggressively with a deadly weapon."
James then flopped to the ground as a reporter scooted forward a few inches to get a mic closer to his face. "REFS!" he screamed. "Did you see that!?! Totally a foul! My life was in danger!"
Officials standing by gave James a free throw and fined the reporter $100,000 for her obvious technical foul.
https://babylonbee.com/news/that-gi...ps-anytime-anyone-gets-within-six-feet-of-him
Figured you might think that when someone gets close to the Queen.
Seriously tho its such a bad look when a massive athlete like him falls down after getting bumped.
Thats all it was...a bump. I've been pushed around 3 times harder playing in an old man league....for Christ's sake he's an embarrassment.
Uhhhh like I said, how is this a "box out"? This is literally the opposite of a box out. This is when you fucked up after a shot goes up and you hold on to someone because you have no chance of getting the ball
I'm not sure how that is a "bump" either. Like I acknlowedged, LeBron definitely tried to sell it -- but everyone fucking does these days.
CP was already under him boxing him out?
He had better position, He did. I know you don't want to admit it but he was there prior to Lebron moving...FACT. But if you want to call it a foul in todays NBA, fine, I have no problem with that (I disagree cause I see that play all the time lol). But Lebron CREATED all that contact with him going for the rebound once he realized he missed! Paul was already under him. Lebron fell to the floor on his own cause he tried to jump for a rebound WHEN he was already being boxed out. Like I said if you want to call it a foul on Paul, so be it, but it doesn't change Lebron's actions during or after the play.
Let me spin your argument on you. Lebrons close line to Paul's neck was what you do when you realize you miss a foul shot and scramble to get to the rebound.
Since he put his arm into CP's neck, CP obliged by holding onto it.
He had better position, He did. I know you don't want to admit it but he was there prior to Lebron moving...FACT. But if you want to call it a foul in todays NBA, fine, I have no problem with that (I disagree cause I see that play all the time lol). But Lebron CREATED all that contact with him going for the rebound once he realized he missed! Paul was already under him. Lebron fell to the floor on his own cause he tried to jump for a rebound WHEN he was already being boxed out. Like I said if you want to call it a foul on Paul, so be it, but it doesn't change Lebron's actions during or after the play.
Let me spin your argument on you. Lebrons close line to Paul's neck was what you do when you realize you miss a foul shot and scramble to get to the rebound.
Since he put his arm into CP's neck, CP obliged by holding onto it.
Uhhhh like I said, how is this a "box out"? This is literally the opposite of a box out. This is when you fucked up after a shot goes up and you hold on to someone because you have no chance of getting the ball
I'm not sure how that is a "bump" either. Like I acknlowedged, LeBron definitely tried to sell it -- but everyone fucking does these days.
Chris Paul fouled him, no one is disputing that. But LeDramaQueen flailed through the air like he was hit by a rocket launcher. The guy is a fucking flopper, always has been.
The league spends most of the time kissing his ass, but LeBitch's flopping is so bad, even the ass-kissing NBA has had to fine him for it multiple times.
Chris Paul was never under him boxing out. Complain about the flailing/flopping all you want, but CP3 objectively made a shitty basketball play and fouled the crap out of him -- that's a fact. Look at CP3 wrapping his arms around him. There is no level of basketball where that is legal.
You just hate LeBron man.
He never once wrapped his arms around him. Are we making stuff up now??
Look, I said if you want to call a weak foul on that play, I'm fine with it, all I'm complaining about is the Flailing/Flopping that the Queen does on a regular basis.
You can say the entire league does it, I agree (which is a huge disappointment the NBA has become soccer floppers) but thats no excuse for the biggest man on the court to fall down like a pussy over that little friggin bump.
Been hit way worse in Sunday morning pick up. He's an embarrassment.
And yes, I dislike the douche. Never did dislike him until all this on and off the court shit he does. I respected the hell out of him when he had to battle against a much better Celtics team for all those years when he had Nada around him. Guy was awesome. Now he is just another pampered athlete.
Look, I said if you want to call a weak foul on that play, I'm fine with it, all I'm complaining about is the Flailing/Flopping that the Queen does on a regular basis.
You can say the entire league does it, I agree (which is a huge disappointment the NBA has become soccer floppers) but thats no excuse for the biggest man on the court to fall down like a pussy over that little friggin bump.
Been hit way worse in Sunday morning pick up. He's an embarrassment.
And yes, I dislike the douche. Never did dislike him until all this on and off the court shit he does. I respected the hell out of him when he had to battle against a much better Celtics team for all those years when he had Nada around him. Guy was awesome. Now he is just another pampered athlete.
Uhhhh like I said, how is this a "box out"? This is literally the opposite of a box out. This is when you fucked up after a shot goes up and you hold on to someone because you have no chance of getting the ball
I'm not sure how that is a "bump" either. Like I acknlowedged, LeBron definitely tried to sell it -- but everyone fucking does these days.
Paul used his butt to "foul the crap out of him".
Are you the guy on the court yelling "I got it" after every gust of wind goes by you?? lol
Can you not look at the picture you just quoted? He literally has LeBron's arm wrapped lol are you blind? It was a horrible basketball play and that would qualify as a foul at every level of basketball.
I won't go as far as to say it was a dirty play on CP3, though he does have a history of it.
Just because CP3 is smaller, doesn't mean he gets to get away with horrible rebounding form like that lol
I hear ya about LeBron flailing, but just stop calling it a weak foul man. Everyone watching that objectively could tell that was an obvious foul.
