Austin, I'm in need of a quality polo shirt. The RX has yet to send me their's and they should because since I started living my life in here, I've somehow outgrown my entire wardrobe and am now in need of XXL. Will's is now too small and I got a ways to go at Cris.
Within seconds, upon your acceptance of the offer I am about to propose and our mutual meeting of the minds, I will add 3 dollars to my active account and I will accept the 10% with whatever rollover you are requiring. That's all I can do. But I can do it from here quickly.
And Austin, you and I can have a verbal agreement that I will keep an active account with you [unless I tap out] throughout at least 2004 bases. My word is good,sir. I will then be glad to schill for you next spring making multiple posts pointing out how great your bases lines are and that you are my favorite out for bases. I have no problem endorsing a quality product that I myself use.
Such is the deal I propose. Since you have already made exclusions for a few high rollers, think of the great PR you will receive in helping a small to moderate size playing old man in need of a new wardrobe. I will also be able to get out of the house and meet new people more easily with a quality shirt that fits properly.
Sir, I have lost my shirt to you once, so again think of the PR you gain in replacing it. I perhaps should clarify that it wasn't me exactly, rather it was Mrs. Jones who posted up with you this spring and lost her shirt
by tapping out in 8 days. Her account with you MUST remain inactive.
This is a serious offer, but a tee shirt won't cut it. Your quick response would be appreciated as I had the three dollars earmarked to another out.