It was on the West Side of Mt. Airy, on 89 (Pine Street) where you make the turn onto Piper's Glen Road or Piper's Grove or...Piper's Whatever.
He was on a Scheduled delivery to Toast. Vanishing Point Bar.....We Paid The Driver to Ditch The Rig into The Gully there, he's a Daredevil. We got 212 Bottles before Barney Showed Up.
Don't You Dare say Anything I'm trusting you here
Ya mon, could you interpret this Carolina lingo for me. If anyone in here could, it would be you.
Who You Asking? For This? Me? or ckid? He's hanging out in a Whine Bar in Duck (yeah its a Town called Duck) with 1977 Miss North Carolina and the former Treasurer of the Dare County Just Say No To Drugs Commission. I don't know if he's Monitoring This Thread, from his Moto Phone
Asking you amigo, I can't make head's nor tails from the poster. Ahh Duck, just a stone's throw from Corolla (pronounced Ka-rahl-ah). Once tried an early January swim about 17 1/2 years ago but I forgot my wet suit. Bad way to start a new century...didn't bother some Mark Spitz looking guy, he had nothing but a Speedo and goggles. Heading south last time I saw him, mumbling something about Jax sun, couldn't make it out. More than likely the first Dare or Carteret County death of the century, poor fella
None of us can. He's half retarded.
How Does a human "forget their WetSuit"? What did you leave it back at The House?
You Knew You were going to The Beach...right?
So You Get There, to The Beach....at what point did you discover you'd forgotten your fuggin WetSuit? I've never heard of such a thing. Its like yeah I knew I was maybe gonna get a chance to Fuck the Punk Rock Girl when I arrived at Her Trailer though, found that I'd misplaced my Pack Of Trojans.
You're Afraid of The Ocean.
Aren't You?
Its Not an Accusation. I grasp that it sounds like one. Typed Word.
Be Honest.
Its No Big Deal.
The night before, I happened to be on the lucky end of a Cold Duck truck mishap in Pitt County and left it in my girlfriends F-350. Can still taste the nastiness when I belch but it was free.
You are right, it never happened. It was a sarcastic response to a poster who earlier said they did the breast stroke from Duck to Florida in January 2000.
Seemed like a good idea at the time