I currently have a bankroll of 800 dollars and its a matter of life I triple it in the next couple weeks (or at least double it)

[JimmyApe]

Sorry if this thread was inappropriate.

 

[LostDakota]

Yeah guys, what's the deal? He's just asking how to build a roll and contemplating suicide. What's so strange about that?

I think it's the threat to commit suicide if he loses his bankroll. Suspect he would get better responses if it weren't for that. No one wants to toss him a play, have it not work out, then feel responsible if he's being serious...

 

[metsisastiff]

7 point 4 team

+235

like the one I gave you last week

gb
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dal
balt over

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

2 tm teaser cowboys and patriots.... Bet against God again.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

you can play Seattle ML and Under parlay tonight.....800 to win 1082

Put $500 on Mississippi St -13.5 tomorrow night. Actually tonight...

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

4 tm ML parlay. Cowboys giants patriots titans.

 

[SteveMasters]

jimmy what you want to do is fade brandon lang for the next couple of weeks. if you just fade him, do nothing else, this will give you the best chance to double or triple your bankroll there is.

 

[taylor13]

Suicide over $800 bucks?? Pretty selfish if ya ask me being that suicide is about the most cowardly thing any man can do

 

[JimmyApe]

jimmy what you want to do is fade brandon lang for the next couple of weeks. if you just fade him, do nothing else, this will give you the best chance to double or triple your bankroll there is.

If its that easy why arent all sports bettors rich just fading Brandon Lang? Cmon man.

 

[JimmyApe]

I got it up to 1133 ladies and gentlemen.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

If its that easy why arent all sports bettors rich just fading Brandon Lang? Cmon man.

That's because most gamblers are degenerates who don't have enough discipline and don't use proper money management and pick and choose when they fade Lang, and make other bets besides fading Lang.

 

[JimmyApe]

That's because most gamblers are degenerates who don't have enough discipline and don't use proper money management and pick and choose when they fade Lang, and make other bets besides fading Lang.

Its possible that even Lang could hit more than he loses in the next couple weeks. Lets not sit here and pretend that the guy is some kind of demon.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Its possible that even Lang could hit more than he loses in the next couple weeks. Lets not sit here and pretend that the guy is some kind of demon.

I'm talking long term, not just a couple of weeks. You're right, anything can happen in just a couple of weeks.

Too many gamblers aren't willing to grind it out on a sure thing like fading Lang long term. They want to turn 800 bucks into 100,000 in 2 weeks.

 

[JimmyApe]

1279.26$ now folks.

 

[Pringler]

Its really not hard to double or triple your initial investment if your lucky short term. Doing this strategy always fails long term. Ive flipped $100 into $1000 countless times, as well as $300 into $3000. Actually, even $1000 into $28,000 but thats another story and i dont want to get flamed for those last 2 sentences. The only way would be drop $400 on one play i would say. If you win, your up $400 and now bet another $400 on another play you feel strongly on. Keep your units consistent. If you go 0-2 off the bat then you SOL basically.

BTW, fading Lang WILL make you $$$. The stats are there...... Hes a loser and he consistently loses. I don't really see how you can argue it.

Thats just my 2 cents. Obviously this thread is a joke and people should not follow my advice...itll just get you in trouble long term. But hey if you really want to triple $800 by betting on sports, go right ahead and try! Get a little hot streak and take out the money when you hit your mark because you will lose it all eventually.

 

[JimmyApe]

Its really not hard to double or triple your initial investment if your lucky short term. Doing this strategy always fails long term. Ive flipped $100 into $1000 countless times, as well as $300 into $3000. Actually, even $1000 into $28,000 but thats another story and i dont want to get flamed for those last 2 sentences. The only way would be drop $400 on one play i would say. If you win, your up $400 and now bet another $400 on another play you feel strongly on. Keep your units consistent. If you go 0-2 off the bat then you SOL basically.

BTW, fading Lang WILL make you $$$. The stats are there...... Hes a loser and he consistently loses. I don't really see how you can argue it.

Thats just my 2 cents. Obviously this thread is a joke and people should not follow my advice...itll just get you in trouble long term. But hey if you really want to triple $800 by betting on sports, go right ahead and try! Get a little hot streak and take out the money when you hit your mark because you will lose it all eventually.

Im being patient and disciplined and I am seeing good results. $1,347.92.

 

[JimmyApe]

well guys, (if anyone out there is listening)

I doubled it . Got it to 1600.

Then I had a horrific day. Back down to 300. I cant grind anymore guys. What the hell should I do

 

[mjh12795]

Go out to LA get a job as a golf caddy at The Riviera Country Club. Wait paiently and gain some invalueable contacts. Then pitch those contacts the idea for a movie about how you turned $800 into $1600 in just a few weeks. Next thing you know Matthew McConaughey will be playing you in a hollywood blockbuster that loses money just like your sports picks!! You micht get lucky and get some Asian poon somewhere along the way! Good luck as i have laid it all out for you. Oh by the way if you get lucky enough some people might pay you for your losing picks!!!

 

[MemphisMonroe]

well guys, (if anyone out there is listening)

I doubled it . Got it to 1600.

Then I had a horrific day. Back down to 300. I cant grind anymore guys. What the hell should I do

You're an idiot and will never learn if you was putting your life on the line and dug yourself out the hole then gambled it back. You'll never withdraw the cash so just play the 300 until you lose it and go away.