I currently have a bankroll of 800 dollars and its a matter of life I triple it in the next couple weeks (or at least double it)

[JimmyApe]

I would have 1132 but Tony Homo is physically incapable of being a winner.##)

Ok so here I am again guys asking for some assistance here because this is a great forum with great people and I love you all. So who else am I gonna ask.

My current bankroll sits at exactly 800 dollars and no cents. I am fully aware this is peanuts and life circumstances that I would prefer to not get into dictate that it is basically a matter of life and death I turn this into a huge sum of money.

Of course there are no guarantees, and I would appreciate it if you guys didnt ask why. Just accept it because it is the truth.

In the past I have been horrible with chasing losses and bankroll management, but I am knowledgable in sports and a pretty good capper.

Losing this 800 is not an option. If I lose I will seriously kill myself.

So my question is, how would you guys go about this? Would you bet some money line parlays, for example risking 200 to win 100 on something that looks like a sure thing? Would you throw together a teaser, a parlay, pick one spot and try to hammer it to hell?

God bless all of you, Best of luck, and thank you in advance.

Your friend

Mr James Ape

 

[Jstack34]

Bet it all on Redskins to win the superbowl

 

[EveryGamblersDream]

Why is this crap allowed in the Offshore forum? This is nothing but an attention seeking clown.

 

[Jstack34]

Agree. This is just taking up space and the same story over and over. Annoying to say the least

 

[JimmyApe]

Theres no reason to be an asshole here... I am genuinely seeking advice, not attention. I am sure some of you are better at this than I and was looking to pick your brains.

I thought this is a sports betting forum?

 

[JimmyApe]

850.04$ my apologies

 

[JimmyApe]

852.24$

 

[Dude]

Call 1-800-273-8255 Suicide Hotline.. I've now done my good deed for the year.. Was concerned that I wasn't going to get it in this year..

 

[elk102873]

Call 1-800-273-8255 Suicide Hotline.. I've now done my good deed for the year.. Was concerned that I wasn't going to get it in this year..

I agree, this dude has some serious problems, and it ain't related to gambling.

 

[silver7]

GTF out of here!

 

[harrington]

Go join facebook and get out of here please

 

[KingofNicotine]

I'd bet it all on something that I truly believed in. Be patient. What book are you using?

 

[gmenknicks]

Take steelers to win SB at 9-1

 

[trytrytry]

does any poster know this guy, shared some PMs, emails anything...this sort of post needs some attention..mods how about you eMAIL him and just find out what is going on....of course this could be just for some needed attention but could also be a spiraling downward situation...worth an eMAIL or PM support if you know Jimmy Ape..just my 3 cents

 

[StevieRay]

but, but Jim, u had the math system to give everyone winners?

 

[kidman232]

 

[JimmyApe]

Wow, whats the deal here guys? Was just asking how you would go about building a roll of 850$

 

[gmenknicks]

you can play Seattle ML and Under parlay tonight.....800 to win 1082

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Wow, whats the deal here guys? Was just asking how you would go about building a roll of 850$

Yeah guys, what's the deal? He's just asking how to build a roll and contemplating suicide. What's so strange about that?

hno:

 

[KBiggz]

Put $500 on Mississippi St -13.5 tomorrow night. Actually tonight...