I can't get laid

[makavelireturns913]

Also a few questions you might want to ask yourself are "do I have small hands?", "am I a lousy lover?", "do I prematurely ejaculate then go for a sandwich cuz Im a fat piece of shit?" If you answered YES to any of these questions then get a whore.

:lol:

 

[TheKinz]

don't push her otherwise it could lead to real trouble. Kids change thing for most of us. She has a priority to take care of your child. The harder you push and nag the further she will drift. Just don't mention it for a while and see what happens. If she thinks it is a chore to have sex with you the sex will not be good and only fighting will result. Give her some space and just take care of yourself until things level out.

If you don't say anything and don't push her and there is no sex for a couple of months you have an honest converation with her saying "this is bothering me and I want to understand why you feel this way" etc etc. Not hey bitch give me a hummer..Get my point..

best of luck and just give her some space

 

[RobFunk]

I can't believe anyone in their 40's has a sex drive it's a total chore to have intercourse at that point

I'm in my mid 30's and it seems like over kill just to be a chic's friend

 

[NES]

But Rob, nothing about you is right. I mean I could dig up some threads but that would be overkill.

 

[festeringZit]

I'm 45 and my wife is 35. She wants it twice a week, I'm not
complaining.

I sincerely feel sorry for you if you're having to beg to get
it once a month.

I would possibly consider marriage counseling. I've talked to
people who have gone to counseling and they say it can work
wonders.

 

[NES]

Either that or shave your balls, brush your teeth, and quit farting so much.

 

[Buster]

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[Stylez]

^ haha poor bastard