I can not believe what just happened to me. i lost 1k in telephone bj

[andynbg]

thanks general. you destroyed it. i was still laughing my ass off. btw had there been any replies to the western union and linesmaker stuff in the book forum? i have to give a heads up on monday.

 

[JudgeWapner]

Damn,thought we had one on the hook.Lol.

 

[Dante]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Judge Wapner:
Dante,is she out of the hospital yet?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

She being releases on Tuesday

 

[G.MONEY]

ANDY,

JUDGE WILL HOLD THE MONEY, SEND HIM A WESTERN UNION AND WHEN HE RECIEVES IT WE WILL START...PLEASE ALLOW ABOUT 1/2 HOUR TO BLOW THRU YOUR 3000.00.......

JUDGE IS THIS OK WITH YOU....WE SPLIT 70 FOR ME (LONG DISTANCE TO GERMANY)..AND 30 FOR YOU FOR HAVING TO GO TO WESTERN UNION TWICE..(GAS MONEY)

 

[JudgeWapner]

G,that's fair.

 

[iamcrazy!!]

I thought my bet on Fairfield was plain stupid.. I also run a casino over the phone. If you send me 500.00 I will give you 4000 to play with 3 x roll over. I pay 5-1 on all blackjacks ,, Also ties win!!!

 

[SubZaero]

You've got to be kidding me....
Telephone blackjack... there's a business i'd like to invest in....

 

[andynbg]

can someone offer me a nice bonus and i am in. no guys from namibia please

 

[Jabow]

I've heard stories in this forum, but,
hahahahahha
this one REALLY made my day,
Telephone Black Jack, now thats a really funny story.

I really this this one is a front runner for the years funniest threads.

 

[kookoo]

I will pay you 4 to 1 on all of your blackjacks, email me for the phone number. I 'll take all your action from now on.OMG now i have heard it all

 

[andynbg]

i do not want to play telephone bj anymore. is anyone going to offer mail bj? like you send me one card and tell me what you have and then i reply. high limits please.

 

[iamcrazy!!]

what is your email address??? let's do some dealing!!! also don't you bet on sports?? do you need another out???

email me
mktybz@yahoo.com

 

[PO69]

Why does this guy sound so much like DELL DUDE???


And guys, in case no one has figured this out yet, this whole story is bullshit! And that in itself makes this guy MUCH more similar to Dell Dude since 95% of his stories were bullshit as well

 

[Mr.Smith]

andy,
I decided to play you for $1,000 a hand blackjack. I've been playing in my room. man you are killing me. your up $37,000.

please post your bank account and routing number so I can get this out to you monday morning.

you'll just have to pay me the $900 transfer fee and $465 in taxes before I can get this out. do you want my neteller account number? that would really expedite this process.

 

[andynbg]

smith just wired the money. hope you are legit.

I have nothing to do with this dell dude. i am german. i just wanted to give you a funny story. sorry for that playersonly 69. playersonly i wanted to give you something to laugh. you got it?
@iamcrazy: winmailbj@yahoo.com give me some bonus. do you cover the costs for the mail?

 

[telesportsbetting]

This must be a joke or a stupid story right? Or are people that desperate to give away money.

 

[wilheim]

This is meant to be joke thread, and it works, pretty comical imo.
Funny stuff andybg.


wil.

 

[lakerfan]

Funniest post ever. I fell out of my chair.

 

[Mr.Smith]

andy,
the western union guy near where I live and I have had several run-ins before. he took the deposit you sent and won't give it to me. please re-send the money as soon as possible. neteller would be better.

also, your up another $12,000 at blackjack, so send me an additional $400 for the transfer fees on that.

sir, you are officially cut off as well. no more blackjack for you. I think you may be counting cards.

please send the neccesary money so I can send you your $49,000. if I do not receive it Sunday, I shall have to release it monday morning to the first person to neteller me the $1,765 in fees. I simply must get this cash out monday morning to balance my books.

good day and thank you for playing with us.

if anyone else wants to play blackjack against me over the internet please let me know. as you can see, I'm a stand up guy about the results and I pay fast.

 

[andynbg]

Smith, money is on its way. how about some bingo. no one beats me in bingo. we can keep on playing by phone. i will wire you some money beforehand. i may keep on playing at panam. i guess they won`t cut my limits and are 100% legit. I heard they have investors with deep pockets.