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Guys,

You have seen my posts regarding stocks and if you have followed along then you know that they have done extremely well and put a lot of $$$ in the pockets of those that followed the advice.

I am going to give you the opportunity of a lifetime, a real gold mine, can't lose situation. I know you are sitting there thinking, "can't lose situation" there's no such thing. Normally I would agree you with you 100% of the time but this is totally against the grain, a sure fire winner and I not only believe there will be profits, but I guarantee profits.

I would like you to invest in my mutual fund. Here's how it works, I will pool the money collected and then invest it in sports selections starting with the baseball season. I am selling shares for $100 each with a minimum investment of $1,000. When we profit the value of your shares will rise and you'll make money with absolutely no risk. Like I said I guarantee it or I'll personally give you every single penny of your investment back no strings attached.

I am not going to charge a management fee, there's no need to do that, why would I? A few clicks of a button and I am done, I don't need to charge you for that.

Since you are still reading, I know you are interested, but, I know in the back of your mind you are still thinking about this. How in the hell can he guarantee a profit, there's no such thing, this is a con, a scam, a Ponzi scheme. I assure you it is absolutely none of these.

Here is how I am guaranteeing profits.

I am going to invest into the JC Fund and when he sends what he invests in, I am going to double the investment the opposite way. I don't care if he says to take the LA Dodgers -450, I am going to pound the Houston Astros +290 for double his amount.

With this fool proof strategy, I guarandamtee we will rake in heavy returns.

Remember no investment fees, no management fees and guaranteed returns.

Do I need to ask you how much you are going to invest?

The Hot Pizza Fade Justin Cruise Fund, get your prospectus at the RX exclusively.

Don't wait shares are limited.
 

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This is simply not funny, it's just dumb. Guy's just trying to be funny and failing.

Greatest thread in rx history? Some regulars got a chuckle, and it will fade off into oblivion just like JC's previous posting handles.
 

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This is simply not funny, it's just dumb. Guy's just trying to be funny and failing.

Greatest thread in rx history? Some regulars got a chuckle, and it will fade off into oblivion just like JC's previous posting handles.
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enlighten us if you have inside info brah puff_>>


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JC's old threads were like the people that get on American Idol thinking they can sing but really can't, and getting heart broken when Simon tells them they can't sing crushing there dreams.

JC's new threads are like the people who get on American Idol and know they can't sing they just act stupid knowing 100% full well they can't sing and just want attention.

The former is funny, the later is not.
 
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JC's old threads were like the people that get on American Idol thinking they can sing but really can't, and getting heart broken when Simon tells them they can't sing crushing there dreams.

JC's new threads are like the people who get on American Idol and know they can't sing they just act stupid knowing 100% full well they can't sing and just want attention.

The former is funny, the later is not.

Good analogy
 
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I run it similar to a mutual fund. My investors funds are pooled and I place bets as I see fit. Profits are shared equally while I take a management fee. PM me for more info.


FYI: There will now be playoff betting in the fund this season due to popular demand.


Like I completely understand if people just feel sorry for this guy.


Now lets put this in perspective....guy makes up that he has investors which is really just mom and dad encouraging him to chase his dreams.....which is to have as many green bars as BAS.

He was clearly going to scam somebody here after he had lost your investments. This is honorable? Taking a management fee...profits shared equally? He would lose....so what profits? Scam city. Obviously it's about just laughing at him. But this is his intentions. And this guy is complaining about losing green bars after making threads like these?????? Should be limited to the service tout section
 

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Im starting to think you have a man crush Mob.
 

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I run it similar to a mutual fund. My investors funds are pooled and I place bets as I see fit. Profits are shared equally while I take a management fee. PM me for more info.


FYI: There will now be playoff betting in the fund this season due to popular demand.

Is this still live for next season?

What was the ROI?
 

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This thread just brought me out of posting retirement.

lmfao

i know this thread breaks every forum rule but I hope it don't get deleted. This could be comedy gold

comedy or just a sad little no life posting ?
 

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