If I opened the roadside case, I would assume that any trap cameras had already recorded. I would shove the case further into the bushes as if I was 'saving the evidence for the authorities'. I would continue the jogging route daily for five or six days (most cops/FBI/AFT are tethered to impatient results-oriented departments and would have busted on me on some insignificant charge long before the sixth day). On the sixth day I would conclude that I had created instant wealth and retrieved the case and rested. On the seventh day I would search the net to learn how bills are marked. I would cool on the loot minimum of a year. Meantime I would increase my bodog bets up from $10.00 to $15.00 per and yell "hoohas your daddy now?" before my evening prayers.
