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[FONT="]I tuned in to on Fox “News” the other day, and I kept thinking, ‘how much is enough? What’s it going to take for you all to understand that you all are going down a road to perdition?’
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[FONT="]It seems that the only emotions that you all can feel anymore are hate and outrage. Isn’t that exhausting?
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[FONT="]I’m beginning to think that’s the cause of your interminable selective amnesia about everything.
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[FONT="]When you all were having your Benghazi ragegasms, the most useless member of congress Jim Jordan was all about using the subpoena power to get all the answers he thought the American people deserved, but when it comes to Steve Bannon thumbing his nose at his congressional subpoena, he doesn’t want that, of course.
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[FONT="]If your selective amnesia is acting up as usual, let me remind you of something old Jim said. Remember Hillary’s “stand down order” and how you all would not shut up about it? Well, what ever came of that hmm?
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[FONT="]When you all were chanting, ‘lock her up’ on whatever imaginary charges you were braying about, why was Trump’s Justice Department unable to so much as indict her for wearing a pantsuit? Remember how certain all of you were that the emails were going to do something? And then the Benghazi stand down order was going to put her away? Well, what the hell happened?
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[FONT="]Was Bill Barr or Jeff Sessions just absolutely incompetent to lock her up? Or were the vast majority of you just wholly unaware that you must have have actual evidence of something before you can cart someone away to prison?
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[FONT="]Speaking of evidence, have you all noticed that every single person indicted and convicted of voter fraud in 2020 is a Republican, in a swing state no less? If you all are so concerned about voting fraud and such, how about you all bring a bill forward to make voter fraud a class A felony with a 25 to life penalty for a first time offense?
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[FONT="]Wouldn’t that be a fabulous deterrent to voting fraud criminals? I would bet a shiny new gold dollar that every single Democrat support such a bill, and of course Mitch McConnell would filibuster it because you all are having enough trouble keeping party members anymore.
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[FONT="]You know how you all always act like it’s Democrats who are ‘rigging elections’? Well allow me to wake you up to a rather inconvenient fact that you will never hear on Fox, we outnumber you, true story.
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[FONT="]The 50 Democratic senators represent 25 million more people than the 50 Republican senators. If you’re having trouble digesting that, let me explain it to you, we don’t need to cheat in elections. In an free and fair election, we are going to win the majority every single time.
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[FONT="]The other night in Texas, they passed a gerrymandering bill that will make 40% of Texans control 60% of the legislature. If Republicanism is such a strong and powerful party, why do you all have to cheat like that?
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[FONT="]Can’t you win in a contest of ideas?
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[FONT="]Well l, we all know you can’t which is why you have abandoned any pretense of ever trying to compete again in the realm of ideas.
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[FONT="]Literally everything you all claim to stand for is an illusion. I could list hundreds of examples, but after you all claim to be a party of ‘fiscal responsibility’ after tacking on $7.5 trillion to the national debt after just four years of Trump, what would be the point?
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[FONT="]You all lie about everything now, and its clear that, by creating the most recent list of congressional goons you put into office, your goal is to prove that you are also now diametrically opposed to intelligence in any form.
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[FONT="]This past week, Alabama Republicans passed a bill that Kay Ivey signed into law banning the teaching of Critical Race Theory. The problem was that not one classroom anywhere in Alabama ever taught Critical Race Theory.
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[FONT="]I have a theory that the only function Republicans have anymore is finding solutions to problems that don’t even exist and the beautiful part of this theory of mine is that I have metric tons of evidence proving it — if any of you care to challenge my theory.
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[FONT="]For decades, the focus of your hatred and suspicion was Russia but ever since Putin supported Trump and pumped tens of millions of dollars into his campaign, you all have beclowned yourselves by thinking that he was your friend.
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[FONT="]Mitch McConnell was lured into an unholy quid pro quo with Putin’s henchman Oleg Deripaska into lifting sanctions against him with the promise that he would open a $600 million aluminum plant somewhere in my home state of Kentucky. Mitch did in deed lift those sanctions and would any of you like to guess what happened to that aluminum plant? I guess you’re okay with Mitch getting played like a fiddle, because like so many of you said after Trump became prezzy, ‘you’d rather be Russian than a Democrat.’
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[FONT="]It was also revealed this week that Joel Greenberg testified under oath that he saw Matt Gaetz having sex with a 17-year-old victim he was trafficking. Remember how the Queen of Q, Margerie Potato Green said that she was against child-traffickers? Well, apparently you all are a bit more tolerant of child sex traffickers than you claim to be — but only when they are Republicans.
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[FONT="]You only care about ‘fiscal responsibility’ when there’s a Democrat in the White House.
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[FONT="]You claim to care about jobs jobs jobs, but you’re more than willing to crash the economy and cause a global depression because you want to play brinksmanship with the full faith and credit of the United States — just so you can blame Democrats for it.
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[FONT="]One of your own was so batshit crazy that he went into a pizza parlor with an AR 15 to rescue children in ‘Hillary’s child sex ring’ that did not exist except in the primitive minds of your most noteworthy buffoons, but when the Justice Department hires two extra prosecutors to prosecute Matt Gaetz for having sex with underage girls, you all shut your eyes and put your fingers in your ears like a bunch of petulant and disgusting hypocrites.
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[FONT="]Just in case nobody told you today that you are all ineffably, legitimately vile, there it is.”
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[FONT="]- Thomas Clay Jr.
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