How often do you get a skid mark?

[MrJ]

*BTW- chics don't get skids, because we already know all of this stuff

We wish they all knew this kind of thing.

 

[evilflamingo]

The asians already got the answer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan

"Depending on the exact model, these bidets are designed to open the lid when they sense a user nearby, wash the anus or vulva of the user (including a number of pulsating and massaging functions), dry afterwards with warm air, flush automatically and close the lid after use."

Sure as hell makes toilet paper seem very very 20th century.