My Worst Ever
I had been Drinking Espresso all day then I went out to see a friend do his stand-up act. I thought it would be a good Idea to drink Pints of Guinness at a heroic rate. Right after he was done we left to go to a strip and found some seats in Gyno Row.
While we were watching the show I could feel the mix of half a dozen shots of coffee and half a dozen pints of Guinness on and empty stomach was gonna cause some problems.
I thought to myself "Self...I think we can sneak one out" Poof...It hit my nose and I knew it was like no other I've smelt before in my life.
I got up and went to the bar, I wasn't about to bare the shame for this demon.
I watched as one by one the poor bastards left in the front started to react with absolute disgust. A couple of Coughs and I think there may have been a dry heave.
The piece de resistance, this super hot Goth girl, she had fangs like a vampire, was doing a upside down pole thing, I think she was trying to emulate a bat, she smelt the noxious gas and it made her weak and unable to hold on...Bam she hit the deck and started laughing.
I turned to the Bartender "Guinness Please"
So, my worst knocked a stripper of a pole.
I had been Drinking Espresso all day then I went out to see a friend do his stand-up act. I thought it would be a good Idea to drink Pints of Guinness at a heroic rate. Right after he was done we left to go to a strip and found some seats in Gyno Row.
While we were watching the show I could feel the mix of half a dozen shots of coffee and half a dozen pints of Guinness on and empty stomach was gonna cause some problems.
I thought to myself "Self...I think we can sneak one out" Poof...It hit my nose and I knew it was like no other I've smelt before in my life.
I got up and went to the bar, I wasn't about to bare the shame for this demon.
I watched as one by one the poor bastards left in the front started to react with absolute disgust. A couple of Coughs and I think there may have been a dry heave.
The piece de resistance, this super hot Goth girl, she had fangs like a vampire, was doing a upside down pole thing, I think she was trying to emulate a bat, she smelt the noxious gas and it made her weak and unable to hold on...Bam she hit the deck and started laughing.
I turned to the Bartender "Guinness Please"
So, my worst knocked a stripper of a pole.
billhill999 said:
Honey, I am getting these for you for Valentine's Day.
Who said romance is dead.
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