$5 000, offer only valid until I give up my health insurance coverage. A tazer is just pain, a shot to the nuts with a weapon has the chance to cause more permanent damage. If it is just a punch, I would start negotiations at $200
True story: Before Basic Training everyone went through reception for anywhere from 48 hours to a week or more; 80 or so assholes living in one large room waiting to get shots, get issued uniforms and pretty much nothing else to do for the entire duration. One guy let people kick him in the nuts for $5. Never even bothered him except for one time when someone toed him perfectly right in the junk
