How many of you after using the toilet for

[1cheater]

Simple remedy, wipe their nose in it and tell them they were a naughty little dog.

 

[Addict101]

At my bar I caught a little Guatemalan throwing his shit paper in the corner of the stall and I thought my head was going to explode with anger. He was off of his feet 2 seconds after he opened the stall door and was out the door 5 seconds later.

Damn, I wouldve kicked the guys ass. :youmad:

 

[billhill999]

number 2, throw the tissue in the waste bin, after wiping yourself,
instead of flushing it?

Better yet, how about the trusty 'upper decker'.
That gag never disappoints.

The Upper Decker is a prank where the perpetrator defecates in the holding tank of the victim's toilet, rather than the intended bowl. The purpose is to create a foul smell with a source that is difficult to locate.

 

[quantumleap]

What do people do with baby diapers? Do they have something that they put them in?

Women aren't bothered by the smell of poop like men are. That's why they should be the ones to change diapers. Women have no problem walking in on their man while he's taking a dump. This is why women go to the bathroom together. They don't mind the smell of another women's droppings. I won't even go into a bathroom if I see a guy in a stall.

 

[Doug]

I guess you run it out to the dumpster if you're in a condo, or an outside can that seals tightly in a house. Maybe seal "it" in plastic bags ?

Presumably diapers don't flush, glad I don't know ! :howdy:

 

[RaoulDuke]

Here in Costa Rica 85% of the people dont flush the paper. the septic tanks cant handle all the paper especially near the beach. It's not that bad if you empty the trash everyday...

 

[hm2.0]

:realtongu

 

[X-Files]

I don't notice any smell...i wrap it up well in tissues.

But before disposing it in the basket i usually take a good wiff
for some reason.

Of course i snoot it before the wrap. Sometimes it is a bit foul,
even to me.

 

[X-Files]

Once i was invited to some EI's place for dinner. They were eating
rice with their hands & telling me how in the homeland they use the
left one for wiping out their pooper.

 

[brendanjack]

:lolBIG: sinlge ply paper saves your septic tank no doubt .double ply will fuck your shitter up over time .Wht I dont understand is the portapotties on job sites and these central americans who have no problem taking a shit in them when the shit is 6" out of the bowl not to mention the little service sticker tht says toilet was cleaned and sanitized good for 10 persons for 1 week by johnnie fuck yourass on 2/5 and now its 2/6 theres no paper left and the shit is piled high and these fuckers are still using it like its a soup kitchen wht the fuck tht is why i always keep a spackle bucket on the truck halfway full of water so i can dumpout anywhere in my own porta potty and here is a hint if the spackle bucket in the dumpster has a lid stay away. Smell my new cologne its called come to me smell like cum to you.

 

[X-Files]

Who sniffs the butt plug right after using it? It is quite an experience
if you've never tried it.

 

[xpanda]

What do people do with baby diapers? Do they have something that they put them in?

Diaper genie. It seals it pretty good.

Women aren't bothered by the smell of poop like men are.

No. We just forgive baby poop. Because they're, well, babies. But husbands, boyfriends, etc ... they should have their own bathroom. I've never had a single boyfriend that left the bathroom remotely usable for four hours after he'd been in there. Seriously. Men's innards are disgusting.

This is why women go to the bathroom together. They don't mind the smell of another women's droppings.

Women don't poop in public bathrooms. We go to the bathroom together to talk about YOU GUYS.

 

[X-Files]

Women don't poop in public bathrooms.

True. They write on the mirrors with lipstick instead.

I don't ever recall even smelling poop let alone finding it on the floor
of the ladies washrooms when i worked at Burger King.

 

[RobFunk]

This is a disgusting thread.

I never knew people did that.

That is just flat out Bizzare and Gross.

 

[Creeg]

Options #2 and #3 are for Mexicans only..

The only people I've ever seen put Toilet Paper in the wastebasket is Mexicans. I've heard the reason why is the plumbing in Mexico isn't as good as it is here..

Nasty.

HHMMM, SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE DENEGRATING PEOPLE OF MEXICAN DECENT.

:nono5:

 

[X-Files]

HHMMM, SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE DENEGRATING PEOPLE OF MEXICAN DECENT.

:nono5:

It's not like Mexicans are degenerates. He's just saying they are lousy
with toilets, but they might be superb speaking Spanish.