<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I'D FVCK HER! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
- Maybe in the winter, not durring summer.
Just don't do 69, cuz unless you got a snorkle hanging out of her ass, you are pushing up daisies.
forgetaboutit - remember Roseanne Bar. I though the same thing about that sickness but her un-known husband turned out alright.
- Maybe in the winter, not durring summer.
Just don't do 69, cuz unless you got a snorkle hanging out of her ass, you are pushing up daisies.
forgetaboutit - remember Roseanne Bar. I though the same thing about that sickness but her un-known husband turned out alright.
in the imortal words of Andrew Dice Clay
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I want to find a woman that no one has ever even thought about ****ing, and I want to make her MINE.
You know what I am talking about, walk into a bar and she is the big bitch in the back holding up the wall.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I want to find a woman that no one has ever even thought about ****ing, and I want to make her MINE.
You know what I am talking about, walk into a bar and she is the big bitch in the back holding up the wall.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sometech:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I'D FVCK HER! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
- Maybe in the winter, not durring summer.
Just don't do 69, cuz unless you got a snorkle hanging out of her ass, you are pushing up daisies.
forgetaboutit - remember Roseanne Bar. I though the same thing about that sickness but her un-known husband turned out alright.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ahhhh...The Dice Man Cometh!!!!!!!.....I remember that bit....."WE'RE TALKIN HAAGEN-DAZ BABY, WHATTA YA SAY??"
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I'D FVCK HER! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
- Maybe in the winter, not durring summer.
Just don't do 69, cuz unless you got a snorkle hanging out of her ass, you are pushing up daisies.
forgetaboutit - remember Roseanne Bar. I though the same thing about that sickness but her un-known husband turned out alright.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ahhhh...The Dice Man Cometh!!!!!!!.....I remember that bit....."WE'RE TALKIN HAAGEN-DAZ BABY, WHATTA YA SAY??"
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I want to find a woman that no one has ever even thought about ****ing, and I want to make her MINE.
You know what I am talking about, walk into a bar and she is the big bitch in the back holding up the wall. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
So I decides to charm her - cuz I got that-
So I walks over ta her and I says, "I got fudge... and Hersheys Kisses..." by this time she is drulling all over me.
So I takes her home, got to butter her hips to get through the door.
now you cant just don't do 69 on a woman over 150 lb's, cuz unless you got a snorkle hanging out of her ass, you are pushing up daisies
You know what I am talking about, walk into a bar and she is the big bitch in the back holding up the wall. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
So I decides to charm her - cuz I got that-
So I walks over ta her and I says, "I got fudge... and Hersheys Kisses..." by this time she is drulling all over me.
So I takes her home, got to butter her hips to get through the door.
now you cant just don't do 69 on a woman over 150 lb's, cuz unless you got a snorkle hanging out of her ass, you are pushing up daisies
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kodiak7:
I would need to know if she sucked cock and allowed other women to join in sex romps with us first. Because even though she is BIG she still is loaded and if she is up to some crazy sex party's that would equal one FINE FAT BITCH!
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I would need to know if she sucked cock and allowed other women to join in sex romps with us first. Because even though she is BIG she still is loaded and if she is up to some crazy sex party's that would equal one FINE FAT BITCH!
IT WOULD TAKE AT LEAST 1 SHOT AND A WHOLE LOT OF REDBULL TO HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY TO PUSH AND PULL ON THAT FAT BITCH FOR FIVE MINUTES. PLUS WINKY SAID SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT THAT SHE DOESN'T BELONG TO H.I.P. GROUP, HE FOR GOT THE GROUP SHE BELONGED TO IS CALLED H.I.P.P.I.O. GROUP WINKY JUST FOR GOT .P.I.O.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by extreem:
IT WOULD TAKE AT LEAST 1 SHOT AND A WHOLE LOT OF REDBULL TO HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY TO PUSH AND PULL ON THAT FAT BITCH FOR FIVE MINUTES. PLUS WINKY SAID SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT THAT SHE DOESN'T BELONG TO H.I.P. GROUP, HE FOR GOT THE GROUP SHE BELONGED TO IS CALLED H.I.P.P.I.O. GROUP WINKY JUST FOR GOT .P.I.O.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
this is too freaking funny.
as for lander - puh-lease - not even lander would be this desperate. should be interesting when star and the rest of the view ladies are in jay leno tuesday.
as for bryan posting a pic of vanessa williams saying star could look like that - YIKES! vanessa is gorgeous (although if you see the most recent ads she does on tv - where she is in the "hospital" then walks into a kitchen - it appears she has put on a few pounds in the mid-section) - star could only look like vanessa if she lost 300 pounds.
star is the kid of woman we all get stuck sitting next to on the plane - the woman who takes up not only her seat but 75% of yours - and unfortunately - it is a full flight so they can't move you to another seat and you end up being squished for the 18 hour flight from LA to australia.
IT WOULD TAKE AT LEAST 1 SHOT AND A WHOLE LOT OF REDBULL TO HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY TO PUSH AND PULL ON THAT FAT BITCH FOR FIVE MINUTES. PLUS WINKY SAID SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT THAT SHE DOESN'T BELONG TO H.I.P. GROUP, HE FOR GOT THE GROUP SHE BELONGED TO IS CALLED H.I.P.P.I.O. GROUP WINKY JUST FOR GOT .P.I.O.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
this is too freaking funny.
as for lander - puh-lease - not even lander would be this desperate. should be interesting when star and the rest of the view ladies are in jay leno tuesday.
as for bryan posting a pic of vanessa williams saying star could look like that - YIKES! vanessa is gorgeous (although if you see the most recent ads she does on tv - where she is in the "hospital" then walks into a kitchen - it appears she has put on a few pounds in the mid-section) - star could only look like vanessa if she lost 300 pounds.
star is the kid of woman we all get stuck sitting next to on the plane - the woman who takes up not only her seat but 75% of yours - and unfortunately - it is a full flight so they can't move you to another seat and you end up being squished for the 18 hour flight from LA to australia.
