How come when i'm horny....

[jimmydingle]

Women have scents in their pu$$y juice that act as an aphrodesiac to men. I wonder if it works for lesbians too. But I digress. If a girl's cooter isn't in the best shape odor-wise she will smell bad but she will still have the aphro scent as well. Hence the dilemma.

I try to bring home women that look like they take care of themselves in that way. But one never knows until he gets face-first in her business.

didnt you eat a prostitutes ass though?

 

[PokerKingJim]

hold ur breath - duh

 

[desi]

just get your favorite ice cream topping, strawberry?
chocolate? and lather her up. gotta help some.

 

[Big_Orange]

If a girl has a yeast infection it can be unedible, otherwise it is an acquired taste that you will probably end up liking. Kind of like beer !

 

[quantumleap]

didnt you eat a prostitutes ass though?

Actually no. Thanks for asking. I started the thread asking if anyone did but posted that I do not. I will lick a prostitute's clit but I'll go nowhere near the box or the backdoor.

ucking:

 

[MrJ]

i always use this as a test.....finger the hell out of her and then gently and not noticeably run your finger near her nose.if she winces there will be no need in explaining why i won't be doing that tonight....saves her a little embarrassment....hey i'm a caring guy

Great advice here

I will lick a prostitute's clit but I'll go nowhere near the box or the backdoor.

What the difference?

 

[Matadorrr]

If it does not smell, I don't want it!!!

 

[quantumleap]

i always use this as a test.....finger the hell out of her and then gently and not noticeably run your finger near her nose.if she winces there will be no need in explaining why i won't be doing that tonight....saves her a little embarrassment....hey i'm a caring guy

Great advice here

I will lick a prostitute's clit but I'll go nowhere near the box or the backdoor.

What the difference?

Here's what Tracy Morgan has to say about that shit on the Howard Stern show.

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[Seeyathere..sweetie]

I'm a women who takes care of herself, everyday I wash, exfoliate, soak, I do not allow ANY hair in my body to grow; and I assure you, I smell extremely good... I have however been with other women, and seen the ugly side.....god, lay off prostitutes and skanks, and if that is all you can get then you deserve the smell+...