[h=1]Former QB Jared Lorenzen Wants Jets to Sign Him in Light of Geno Smith Injury[/h]
" I already look great in green"
" I already look great in green"
This story is comedy on so many levels.
1. You have a guy that was 50/50 on making the team hitting the starting qb. I know he sucks but he has 1 of only 32 jobs in the world. Technically speaking, you could say you are one of the top 32 people in the world in your profession. Not many can say that.
2. The Jets actually upgraded their qb with Fitzpatrick. He is better than Geno.
3. You are at least on an NFL roster. And this is over $600. I think these guys even if on a roster for a day get 10K or something. Looking at the colts salary cap, there are guys on it I never heard of that made 200K at the old age of 23.
4. Back to hitting Geno, guys will get kicked off the team for hitting them in practice, let alone in the locker room.
5. The guy basically has a high paying job and loses it over pocket change to these guys.
6. The Jets are slowly becoming this decades version of the past Raiders.
1. You have a guy that was 50/50 on making the team hitting the starting qb. I know he sucks but he has 1 of only 32 jobs in the world. Technically speaking, you could say you are one of the top 32 people in the world in your profession. Not many can say that.
2. The Jets actually upgraded their qb with Fitzpatrick. He is better than Geno.
3. You are at least on an NFL roster. And this is over $600. I think these guys even if on a roster for a day get 10K or something. Looking at the colts salary cap, there are guys on it I never heard of that made 200K at the old age of 23.
4. Back to hitting Geno, guys will get kicked off the team for hitting them in practice, let alone in the locker room.
5. The guy basically has a high paying job and loses it over pocket change to these guys.
6. The Jets are slowly becoming this decades version of the past Raiders.
TP's Roadie would throw Vlad through the window of Bobby Rubino's House of Ribs (636-RIBS) at Union Station on The Market Square where pigeons are all over the damn place, some chick is standin' in her underwear (undoubtedly somethin to do with Vlad) with nightfall comin' soon, too cold to cry when he wakes up alone on the floor of the Rib Shack surrounded by broken glass and Pigeons Vlad'll hit his last number and walk to the road.
I've seen this movie before lol.
God Bless Indiana. Especially the Mousetrap Bar and that other place in the alley in Broad Ripple.
Thats IT!!! ALLEY CAT!!! I'm talkin' 1983ish, before you even got to this planet Vlad....I won a prize pack from the radio station call-in contest for answering which 3 legendary guitarists played with The Yardbirds and it was great, 3 month pass to The Vogue Theater, Bar tab at Alley Cat, a bunch of free food at BR places and a whole bunch of other crap....it was a "Broad Ripple" Party Pack, among the best and biggest packs the radio station had ever given away up to that point.
Our Main Hangout was Pap's Pub which is long long gone now....it was offa Kessler or Keystone or Kessler & Keystone I don't know it was 6 Billion years ago and I was drunk 94% of the time back then anyways so how could one be expected to remember anything.
I remember the damn winters though. Vividly. -75 with Wind Chill Factor Christmas Day of '84 or thereabouts.
California Boy ain't designed for ya'lls Inidiana Winters.
It was the same. Dark, Trashy, super tiny (absurdly tiny really) and just not the place that respectable people went. Thus did I love it so much. I wanna say the Bar tab there we got as part of that package was $300 which in '83 or whatever was a ridiculously big amount of money, like, equivalent of $500 or even more nowadays....I wish I could recall better, I really really do cuz it was insane how long we drank on that. And the other BR Swag that was in that. I was Legendary for winning/having that Package. I lived in The Brownstones which were literally just right behind that Main BR Drag, Kessler w/e it is....The Brownstones then were already super old but they were the place one totally wanted to live in and super hella hard to get into. We got thrown out after just 3 months which was very very demoralizing cuz one could do no better "Party Central" wise and respectability within the BR party scene than living in The brownstones...you know what I mean of course.....for picking up Women in BR Brownstone residence was like a Black American Express Card or having the bar page your name over the loudsystem with the word doctor in front of it or taking a puppy with you to places.
It prolly was 300 cuz the whole package was based on 3s....3 mo. pass to Vogue, 3 Meals at 3 different restaurants, 3 Shirts....tickets to 3 concerts etc.
3 Guitarists for Yardbirds being the question.
It was hilarious cuz i remembered Clapton and Page easily but Beck was not coming to me...
then I miraculously got it at literally the very very last second. Like the DJ was amidst saying "OH NO SO SORRRRRRY BUUT YOUR TIME HAS RUN OUT"...Live On-Air he was between the words sorry and but when I blurted out BECK!!!!
There is no way to understand truly how insane that was cuz this package was nuts and they only had 3 of them to be given out in the month....on days that ended in 3 or some thing like that.
3 Guitarists for Yardbirds being the question.
It was hilarious cuz i remembered Clapton and Page easily but Beck was not coming to me...
then I miraculously got it at literally the very very last second. Like the DJ was amidst saying "OH NO SO SORRRRRRY BUUT YOUR TIME HAS RUN OUT"...Live On-Air he was between the words sorry and but when I blurted out BECK!!!!
There is no way to understand truly how insane that was cuz this package was nuts and they only had 3 of them to be given out in the month....on days that ended in 3 or some thing like that.
