how big is your dick

[texansfan]

This is my first ever bath.

Mom looks damn happy!
:lolBIG:

 

[PBR]

My son!

 

[NES]

How is he doing by the way?

 

[MikeB]

This is my first ever bath.

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That is a pretty bracelet you are wearing.

 

[roadreeler57]

Well............ If you really must know,my dick is so long that I have to strap it to my leg & when I get a hard on I have to hop thats also why I work at International House Of Pancakes.

 

[Sgt.Schultz]

I pack a German Bratt..... 7 inches long 2 1/2 wide, uncircumcised.

Jacks mom calls it "the Prussian long sword"

no lie.

 

[billhill999]

6 inches, if I fold it in half.

 

[pubguy]

:stocker:

 

[Devilwoman]

Sounds like a bunch of small dick mutherfuckers in here. @)

 

[MikeB]

Sounds like a bunch of small dick mutherfuckers in here. @)

Are you saying you have a small dick?:think2:

 

[Buster]

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[donkeybucks]

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[Devilwoman]

Are you saying you have a small dick?:think2:

Um..no. Again! I do not have a dick....still.

 

[OccamsRazor]

I tell the dumb broads,"Half a foot"

Sounds better than 6 inches, dont it?

 

[festeringZit]

Funniest thing I ever saw on here was JJGold's video about his
1 inch dick.

Anyone have a link to that?

 

[Devilwoman]

I tell the dumb broads,"Half a foot"

Sounds better than 6 inches, dont it?

Not especially.

 

[FearTheRaven]

my parents named me Mike Oxlong

 

[NES]

My parents named me Lord Hummungus

 

[TorridJoe]

:condon:

 

[Polaris]

Funniest thing I ever saw on here was JJGold's video about his
1 inch dick.

Anyone have a link to that?

I remembering seeing that video, but don't have the link, sorry.

All I remember was seeing the back of his hand and a tape measure. Where was his dick? I assume it was in his hand.

For the record, I remember he claimed his dick was officially 2 inches long. At those metrics, we should not short change anyone.

Wasn't this the video he kept on desparately saying "Stella, Stella" at the end?

:guillotin