Sunday Hondo
"Hondo’s horse sense (or lack thereof) resulted in an across-the-board Preakness failure with Goldencents which, along with the Reds bludgeoning the Phillies, sent the runaway deficit soaring to 270 allisons.
Today, he trusts the Twins will be able to handle the menial task of lumping up Lackey—10 units. Tonight, Mister Aitch will join forces with Mister Fister—10 units on the Tigers to mess with Texas."
HONDO FADE: Boston Red Sox (2:10 PM EST) and Texas Rangers (8:05 PM EST)
Hondo is now 36-34 but he is down units because of his penchant for taking favorites.
"Hondo’s horse sense (or lack thereof) resulted in an across-the-board Preakness failure with Goldencents which, along with the Reds bludgeoning the Phillies, sent the runaway deficit soaring to 270 allisons.
Today, he trusts the Twins will be able to handle the menial task of lumping up Lackey—10 units. Tonight, Mister Aitch will join forces with Mister Fister—10 units on the Tigers to mess with Texas."
HONDO FADE: Boston Red Sox (2:10 PM EST) and Texas Rangers (8:05 PM EST)
Hondo is now 36-34 but he is down units because of his penchant for taking favorites.
| Here 31-Mar | rangers | -170 | L |
| 1-Apr | nats | -250 | W |
| mets | -145 | W | |
| red sox | -110 | W | |
| 2-Apr | rangers | -200 | W |
| 3-Apr | mets | -140 | W |
| brewers | -125 | L | |
| 4-Apr | padres | +135 | W |
| braves | -130 | L | |
| 5-Apr | nats | +105 | L |
| 6-Apr | mets | -150 | W |
| 7-Apr | giants 3pm | -135 | L |
| angels 7pm | +120 | L | |
| 8-Apr | mets | -110 | W |
| giants | -175 | W | |
| 9-Apr | pirates | +130 | W |
| 10-Apr | reds | fave | L |
| rays | dog | W | |
| giants | dog | W | |
| 11-Apr | indians | -110 | OFF |
| 12-Apr | giants | -140 | L |
| 13-Apr | mets | -130 | W |
| 14-Apr | d'backs | -125 | W |
| 15-Apr | phillies | -120 | L |
| 16-Apr | cards | OFF | |
| 17-Apr | astros | +165 | L |
| 18-Apr | giants | fave | L |
| mets | DOG | L | |
| 19-Apr | red sox | OFF | OFF |
| 20-Apr | red sox | -140 | W |
| 21-Apr | nats | -140 | L |
| 22-Apr | indians | fave | W |
| 23-Apr | mets | +125 | L |
| a's | +100 | W | |
| 24-Apr | white sox | -130 | W |
| angels | +140 | L | |
| 25-Apr | reds | +120 | L |
| 26-Apr | braves | +120 | L |
| 27-Apr | cards | -120 | L |
| mariners | -150 | W | |
| 28-Apr | mets | DOG | L |
| astros | DOG | L | |
| a's | fave | W | |
| 29-Apr | mets | fave | L |
| nats | fave | W | |
| 30-Apr | white sox | DOG | L |
| giants | fave | W | |
| | | ||
| 1-May | cards | fave | W |
| rockies | dog | W | |
| 2-May | cards | fave | W |
| 3-May | CUBS | fave | L |
| 4-May | rangers | fave | W |
| 5-May | white sox | dog | L |
| cards | dog | W | |
| 6-May | braves | even | W |
| 7-May | cards | fave | L |
| dbacks | dog | W | |
| 8-May | cards | fave | W |
| 9-May | a's | fave | L |
| twins | dog | W | |
| 10-May | nyy | dog | W |
| 11-May | CWS | fave | L |
| 12-May | PADRES | DOG | L |
| 13-May | astros | dog | L |
| 14-May | mariners | DOG | L |
| rays | fave | W | |
| 15-May | nats | dog | L |
| 16-May | rangers | fave | W |
| 17-May | phillies | fave | W |
| giants | fave | L | |
| 18-May | phillies | fave | L |
| 19-May | twins | dog | L |
| tigers | dog | L |
Here you go. You'll get the idea. I dont have the time to clean it up or learn how to post it better. Send me your email and I can send you the spreadsheet if you like.
Monday Hondo
"Slumping Hondo was punched out with Mister Fister and the Tigers last night, which, along with his KO with the Twins, pushed the deficit to a season-high 380 hitchcocks.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch is expecting CC to extend his mastery of the Birds – 10 units on the Yankees."
HONDO FADE: BALTIMORE ORIOLES (7:05 PM EST)
"Slumping Hondo was punched out with Mister Fister and the Tigers last night, which, along with his KO with the Twins, pushed the deficit to a season-high 380 hitchcocks.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch is expecting CC to extend his mastery of the Birds – 10 units on the Yankees."
HONDO FADE: BALTIMORE ORIOLES (7:05 PM EST)
"Hondo, who had been struggling lately, was bailed out by the Yankees’ heroic comeback last night against the Orioles, which trimmed the NRN (nasty red number) to 330 turleys.Tonight, Mr. Aitch will switch dugouts for a play against Bad News Hughes – 10 units on the Birds. Also, he will roll with Quintana against the Bosawx – 10 units on the Chisox."
"Hondo did some damage to the deficit last night as he enjoyed his double-dip delight with the Orioles and White Sox to raise the winning streak to three and lower the IOUs to 230 romanos.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will do the Hiroki-pokey at Camden Yards — 10 units on the Yanks to hammer Hammel. Also, he expects the Native Americans to pose problems for Zoolander and the Tigers — 10 units on Jimenez."
HONDO FADE: Baltimore Orioles (7:05 PM EST) and the Detroit Tigers (7:05 PM EST)
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will do the Hiroki-pokey at Camden Yards — 10 units on the Yanks to hammer Hammel. Also, he expects the Native Americans to pose problems for Zoolander and the Tigers — 10 units on Jimenez."
HONDO FADE: Baltimore Orioles (7:05 PM EST) and the Detroit Tigers (7:05 PM EST)
"Hondo, who took two Tuesday night, gave it right back last night with the Yankees and Native Americans, whose failure to cooperate raised the deficit to 340 blasses.
Today, Mr. Aitch will Buc up with the Pirates — 10 units on Gomez to collar the Cubs. Tonight, he will go to Morrow — 10 units on the Jays to win the battle of the birds."
HONDO FADE: Chicago Cubs (12:35 PM EST) and the Baltimore Orioles (7:05 PM EST)
Today, Mr. Aitch will Buc up with the Pirates — 10 units on Gomez to collar the Cubs. Tonight, he will go to Morrow — 10 units on the Jays to win the battle of the birds."
HONDO FADE: Chicago Cubs (12:35 PM EST) and the Baltimore Orioles (7:05 PM EST)
