Hondo made a change of direction Monday when he rolled with the Rangers against the Twins to lower the accounts payable to a still obese 1,190 armases.
Tuesday: Mr. Aitch sure as shootin’ will go with Scherzer to shove him closer to the black against Gray and the A’s — 10 units. Also, he will play the Chisox to batter Masterson for the sale price of 10 units.
The Cubs have hired Manny Ramirez to be a player-coach with their Triple-A team in Iowa. Given Manny’s past troubles with an assortment of PEDs, there is suspicion this latest venture could be an exercise in fertility.
Tuesday: Mr. Aitch sure as shootin’ will go with Scherzer to shove him closer to the black against Gray and the A’s — 10 units. Also, he will play the Chisox to batter Masterson for the sale price of 10 units.
The Cubs have hired Manny Ramirez to be a player-coach with their Triple-A team in Iowa. Given Manny’s past troubles with an assortment of PEDs, there is suspicion this latest venture could be an exercise in fertility.
Hondo’s usual gloom and doom took a back seat to his broom Tuesday night as he swept with the Tigers and White Sox to reduce the IOUs to 1,085 hutchinsons.
Wednesday: Mr. Aitch, aka The Road Worrier, is counting on Fish to flog the Nats, Stauffer to cook the D’backs, and Bailey and the Reds to get their Irish up and cream the Dodgers. Ten units apiece.
Wednesday: Mr. Aitch, aka The Road Worrier, is counting on Fish to flog the Nats, Stauffer to cook the D’backs, and Bailey and the Reds to get their Irish up and cream the Dodgers. Ten units apiece.
Hondo brought his deficit back into three figures Wednesday night when his victories with the Marlins and Reds overwhelmed a lone loss with the Pods and lowered the dirty digits to 980 covingtons.
Thursday night: Mr. Aitch will make a major wager on Minor — 10 units on Los Bravos to swat the Sawx.
Thursday night: Mr. Aitch will make a major wager on Minor — 10 units on Los Bravos to swat the Sawx.
The bumbling Braves sent Hondo’s deficit back into four figures Thursday night when they threw it away against the Sawx to push the accounts payable to 1,030 blasses.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch, embracing the PNHLT (Post-No-Hitter-Letdown theory), will invest 10 units on the Pirates to pound Beckett.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch, embracing the PNHLT (Post-No-Hitter-Letdown theory), will invest 10 units on the Pirates to pound Beckett.
Hondo, ping-ponging back and forth over the four-figure line, dipped below the magic number Friday night when the Bucs dunked the Dodgers to trim the deficit to 965 bahnsens.
Saturday: Mr. Aitch will revert to Tepesch mode — 10 units on the Rangers to punch out Mr. Fister. As for his night move, 10 on Cueto and the Reds to bring down the D’backs.
RANGERS
REDS
Saturday: Mr. Aitch will revert to Tepesch mode — 10 units on the Rangers to punch out Mr. Fister. As for his night move, 10 on Cueto and the Reds to bring down the D’backs.
RANGERS
REDS
Hondo held his ground Saturday when he bounced back from a loss with the Rangers by hitting with the Reds to remain 965 hammakers below the equator.
Sunday: Mr. Aitch is guessing the Cards will be up the creek against Hudson — 10 units on the Giants. Also, 10 on Gray to goose the Angels. Cheers!
Sunday: Mr. Aitch is guessing the Cards will be up the creek against Hudson — 10 units on the Giants. Also, 10 on Gray to goose the Angels. Cheers!
Hondo, who nailed the cold triple in last year’s Belmont, started this year’s Belmont week in winning fashion Sunday when he hit the double with the Bay Area Boomers — the Giants and A’s — to slash the deficit to 860 cicottes.
Monday night: Mr. Aitch will go coastal for a ride on the long shot in L.A. — 10 units on Sale and the White Sox to hose Kershaw & Co.
he has the white sox tonight. GL
Monday night: Mr. Aitch will go coastal for a ride on the long shot in L.A. — 10 units on Sale and the White Sox to hose Kershaw & Co.
he has the white sox tonight. GL
The Royals drove off with a “W” in the I-70 series Tuesday night, rallying for Hondo in St. Louis to slash the negative numeral to 855 broglios.
Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch is looking for a flush job from Koehler — 10 units on the Marlins. Also, 10 on Lyles and the Rockies to stone the D’backs and 10 on Liriano to show the Padres who their daddy is.
Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch is looking for a flush job from Koehler — 10 units on the Marlins. Also, 10 on Lyles and the Rockies to stone the D’backs and 10 on Liriano to show the Padres who their daddy is.
Hondo hit his long shot Wednesday night, scoring with the Marlins over the Rays, but went double-draino with the Pirates and Rockies to elevate the accounts payable to 885 whitakers.
Thursday: Mr. Aitch will wing it with the Jays over Zoolander, who hasn’t been a model of consistency lately — 10 units on Happ. Also, he will give deGrom Reaper an opportunity to slay the Cubs and earn a stall in the stable — 10 units on the Metamucils.
Thursday: Mr. Aitch will wing it with the Jays over Zoolander, who hasn’t been a model of consistency lately — 10 units on Happ. Also, he will give deGrom Reaper an opportunity to slay the Cubs and earn a stall in the stable — 10 units on the Metamucils.
Hondo made a hefty score in Detroit Thursday afternoon when the joltin’ Jays jarred Justin V., but the Metamucils spoiled the day by getting chewed up in Wrigley to put the deficit at 855 vuckoviches.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch fully expects Lohse to make losers of the Pirates — 10 units on the Brewers.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch fully expects Lohse to make losers of the Pirates — 10 units on the Brewers.
Hondo took a brutal beating Friday night when the Brewers were barreled over by the Pirates, which raised the tab to 905 tanners.
Saturday night: Mr. Aitch expects Sonny to show how bright he is by baffling the Orioles — 10 units on the A’s. Also, 10 on Scherzer to outduel Jonny Lager and shut down the Sawx.
As for the big race, Hondo will participate with a $1 five-horse triple box consisting of California Chrome, Commanding Curve, Commissioner, Wicked Strong, and Ride on Curlin.
Saturday night: Mr. Aitch expects Sonny to show how bright he is by baffling the Orioles — 10 units on the A’s. Also, 10 on Scherzer to outduel Jonny Lager and shut down the Sawx.
As for the big race, Hondo will participate with a $1 five-horse triple box consisting of California Chrome, Commanding Curve, Commissioner, Wicked Strong, and Ride on Curlin.
Hondo missed with the A’s and his $1 5-horse triple box in the Belmont, but was spared the tri-flush when the Tigers smacked the Sawx to keep the debt in three figures at 990 macks.
Sunday: Mr. Aitch will stick with Oakland for a 10-unit play on Kazmir to be a hair better than Ubaldo of Baltimore.
Sunday: Mr. Aitch will stick with Oakland for a 10-unit play on Kazmir to be a hair better than Ubaldo of Baltimore.
Hondo enjoyed a laugher Sunday with the A’s, who yukked it up against Ubaldo of Baltimore and reduced the NRN (nasty red number) to 940 maldonados.
Monday night: Mr. Aitch will try to hit the high note with Vogelsong, and that’s the name of that tune — 10 units on the Giants to do a number on Strasburg.
Monday night: Mr. Aitch will try to hit the high note with Vogelsong, and that’s the name of that tune — 10 units on the Giants to do a number on Strasburg.
The Giants came up exceptionally small against Strasburg and the Nats Monday night, which caused Hondo’s deficit to climb back up to 990 cervs.
Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch hopes to coast with that Bumgarner — 10 units on the Giants to pound Mister Fister. Also, 10 on Nicasio to watch over Hondo’s investment on the Rockies.
Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch hopes to coast with that Bumgarner — 10 units on the Giants to pound Mister Fister. Also, 10 on Nicasio to watch over Hondo’s investment on the Rockies.
Hondo’s stay in negative three figures ended Monday night when the Rockies and Giants failed their modest tasks, resulting in the deficit jumping to 1,190 meusels.
Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will use the Yankees in an attempt to ’naka a chunk off the debt — 10 units on Masahiro to muzzle the Mariners.
Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will use the Yankees in an attempt to ’naka a chunk off the debt — 10 units on Masahiro to muzzle the Mariners.
Tanaka and the Yanks stopped the bleeding for Hondo Wednesday night, stifling the Mariners to reduce the accounts payable to 1,060 alstons.
Thursday: Mr. Aitch will attack with Zack — 10 units on the Dodgers to smack Simon. Also, 10 on the Native Americans to do a number on Jonny Lager and the Sawx, and 10 on burly Mark to nip the Oriolas.
Thursday: Mr. Aitch will attack with Zack — 10 units on the Dodgers to smack Simon. Also, 10 on the Native Americans to do a number on Jonny Lager and the Sawx, and 10 on burly Mark to nip the Oriolas.
Hondo endured the dreaded triple-flusher Thursday when he was sent to the sewer by the Dodgers, Blue Jays and Native Americans, which caused his deficit to expand to a season-high 1,245 grbas.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch expects a Zim dandy performance from the Nationals against their Arch enemy — 10 units. Also, he will give Masterson the menial task of outdueling Lackey — 10 units on the Tribe.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch expects a Zim dandy performance from the Nationals against their Arch enemy — 10 units. Also, he will give Masterson the menial task of outdueling Lackey — 10 units on the Tribe.
