Homos

[steaktartar]

u dont like BBQ ribs

 

[steaktartar]

your favorite drink is mango smoothie

 

[TescoVee]

people who wear costumes on halloween

 

[fucnluc]

guys who know the difference between a latte, cappuccino and macchiato

When the guy next to you corrects your order and makes a joke when you order a large, medium, or small at Starbucks instead of the other words.

 

[TescoVee]

posters that own queensryche albums

 

[jimmybravo]

When the guy next to you corrects your order and makes a joke when you order a large, medium, or small at Starbucks instead of the other words.

Mr. Fancy Coffee shop Coffee Pourer
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)​

Today, we salute you, Mr. Fancy Coffee shop Coffee Pourer
(Mr. Fancy Coffee shop Coffee Pourer)
What do you do with a masters degree in art history?
You get a nose ring and pour coffee for a living.
(pour it on now)
Why is it called a latte? Maybe because it costs a latte
and, it takes a latte time to make.
(whole lotta latte)
Someone ordred a cappuccino? Step aside and let the
man who works the milk foamer take over.
(step aside)
Sure, you charge five bucks for a cup of coffee,
it's putting that tip jar out that takes real guts.
(Yeah!)
So, crack open an ice cold budlight, Guru of the ground roast,
it's not the caffeine that gives us the buzz, it's you. (Mr. Fancy Coffee shop Coffee Pourer)​

 

[steaktartar]

85% of levisteps POSTS altho he is improving

 

[TescoVee]

metallica's load thru st anger albums

 

[steaktartar]

when your knowledge of poetry goes beyond limericks

 

[fucnluc]

Yelling at somebody for using the large and comfortable baby changing stall/handicapped toilet. Even if the guy yelling is handicapped.

 

[TescoVee]

making male friends online

 

[steaktartar]

saying..."i'll have what she's having"

 

[steaktartar]

you wont eat something u cooked for yourself because u burned it

 

[steaktartar]

asking someone their favorite color

 

[steaktartar]

having a favorite color

 

[Rawpimple]

Wow!!! Who would have thought a thread would go triple platinum with such a thought provoking title like "Homos". Amazing.
I guess I'll add some.


People who dunk NERF balls on a PLASTIC hoop.

 

[Rawpimple]

people who dunk NERF balls on a plastic hoop and then video themselves doing it and acting like some stud NBA player.

 

[Rawpimple]

People who analyze American Idol and then type a whole review on it and take it seriously.

 

[Rawpimple]

People who defend Brady Quinn

 

[Rawpimple]

If you have ever seen Maid In Mahatten, Where the Heart Is, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, and didnt get ***** immediately after the movie.