BARMAN confesses:
1) ...using any device in the shower other than a bar of soap and one of your hands to clean yourself.........men only
I'M GAY
(side note....does it count against me if one of my Devices is my wife working me down with various soaps, lufas and oral attentions?)
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2) guys that dance.
I'M GAY
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3) refusing a Pepsi because it's not Coca Cola
I'M GAY
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4) you wipe your asshole from back to front
I'M GAY
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5) if you still eat any cereal that has a notable children's mascot such as Tucan Sam or the Leprechaun
THEY"RE GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-EAT!
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6) if you wear cartoon character slippers.
I'M GAY (sponge bob)
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7) You're too big of a woosie to read the remaining six pages of ways to know you're a homo
I'M GAY
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