Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin'

[JakeT.]

And this guy gets paid to post shit like this???

hno:hno:

All my contributions in the RR are free of charge and shall be considered extras. PS I only get paid to mod the fantasy forum. I just am online alot. I'm a freelance writer (or wannabe at least) so I don't have a real job. Just BS'ing sports online as much as possible.

 

[NES]

DevilWoman says you never got any in the States. Is this true?

This thread is going nowhere. I might just WVU it.

I jerked off alot in HS but I wasnt imagining her, but I used a couple of her friends pictures for target practice. Its not easy being a longhaired dude in SW MO.

 

[JakeT.]

PS, for anyone who doesn't know, the quote is from the movie Orgazmo about a Mormon missionary who gets talked into starring in porn flicks so he and his wife can get married at the temple in Salt Lake. It was done by the dudes that did South Park before they got famous. Pretty funny flick I suppose.

 

[RobFunk]

I jerked off alot in HS but I wasnt imagining her, but I used a couple of her friends pictures for target practice.

Thank god for girls with tight jeans that have no pockets on the back.

Great school attire ladies.

 

[JakeT.]

I jerked off alot in HS but I wasnt imagining her, but I used a couple of her friends pictures for target practice. Its not easy being a longhaired dude in SW MO.

Mullet style or what?

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

If there is only one nut in a sack, is it half empty or half full?

depends how you look at it. :lolBIG:

 

[NES]

For awhile it was a mullet(because bangs take forever to grow) but I looked more like Cousin It by the time I was 18.

 

[Kingofhearts]

I think David Carr can be good behind a top pass-blocking offensive line.

David carr's can be decent but his biggest problem is he flat out doesn't want it. He is perfectly content making back up quarterback money and "working" 4 months out of the year. he prefers to spend time with his wife and family then work after practice with teamates and I agree with Uno/Doc, he does tend to check edown a ton.

What is funny is we can bash carr which is accurate but he still better than every black quarterback in the NFL right now.

Like when they bashed Grossman a couple years ago and Eli last year, they were both far beter than BVince Young and they praise Young a couple years ago and rip the other guys. They7 can't tell the truth on young because that would be "racist" . Gotta love this political correctness

 

[cut-paste-hero]

Yea I pulled a dick out of my ass like that.

Success breeds jealousy. Something like that.



Big pimpin.

you pulled a what out of where?

I vote queer.

 

[Kingofhearts]

Wait a second, someone like jake Thompson gets paid to post here? You gotta be freakin kidding me.

You pay me and I will give you all kinds of knowledge that would open your minds up.

Unbeleivable someone gets paid to post here. Wow is all I can say. But if this isn't sports talk, I don't know what is.

Congrats Jake on pulling one over on the powers to be here.

 

[NES]

LOL, I see what yer tryin to sell but I aint buyin it.

 

[cut-paste-hero]

man, god thinks so

Me:
how ya been?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
reguarding jakethompson
God:
Oh, no. The Queer NES speaks of.
Me:
is jakethompson queer?
God:
It could be. Ask Wil if he is.
Me:
He does like unicorns
God:
I get it. does like unicorns.
Me:
pretty clear to me
God:
Pretty much, eh?
Me:
you always have the right answers
God:
Well, I know queers and jake is the biggest
Me:
so jake is queer?
God:
Yippee! I think jake is a lot of things.

 

[BigOrange+]

Big Pimpin

you pulled a what out of where?

I vote queer.

 

[quinnsft34]

I was actually ready to take your side until you made those last three post. You my friend are in fact quite queer.

Just sayin

 

[nascarphenom]

but I think unicorns are kick ass!

Lights are on. It's stable, Captain, Woohoo! Let's see some fuckin' action!

 

[honkee]

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