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Three Englishmen were standing at the Pearly Gates

St. Peter gave them the once over and said--We dont get too many English up here--I gotta check with GOD to see if I can let you in

St Peter runs to GOD and explains the situation

LET THEM IN--I AM SURE IT WILL BE ALLRIGHT

St Peter runs back and cannot believe what happened. He runs back to GOD and says

"They are gone my Lord"

GOD--'The English?"

ST PETER--'No the Pearly Gates!!!"
 

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Vegas

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Well Speed, I have heard it many a time but your English twist is original.
 

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Winbabe

It is now 1230 in Ireland

Better get to the pub because closing time is 11

You re gonna need a LOT of Guinness to get that bug out of your ass!!!

Oooops too late--better go to those sleazy after hours joints!!!
 

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Wait--its 230 am in Ireland

Are there any sheep roamin around??

Better strap on the Wellingtons!!!!

As your entertaining little friend would say--

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

DOOCH
 

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Nice one Speed, as you probably know, the pubs never shut here. Co Cavan is just up the road from me, I will look up your ancestors if you want.
 

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Fuk man==now you are embarrassing me--I think my ancestors were from a long line of cattle thieves and Crown haters--my Granddad used to send money to the IRA--go figure

I live in Canada and was born in the US==I just heard that the fukkin US govt is gonna require Canadians to get a US passport if thet want to spend their undervalued dollars there--you know how much I have spent in racebooks south of the border in the last 10 years??

Ok--on many occasions I brought a lot back but thats not the point...

Can you see why I have made so many "useless posts???

Sorry--been drinkin a bit tonite....
 

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Jesus, begora, your right its 2-50am.
I was wondering what all that Baaing was outside.
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Sounds like my luck is in, talk in the morning when you are in bed
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Pubs never shut???

btw--how does Richard finally make his grand exit on Coronation Street?

We are 6 months behind and I hate waking up early on Sunday morning to keep up to speed....
 

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Jesus, begora, your right its 2-50am.
I was wondering what all that Baaing was outside. Sounds like my luck is in, talk in the morning when you are in bed

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Is it true that there is 1 PUB for every 50 people in Ireland..???


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GOTTA RUN AGAIN

PEACE

HH

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Did you hear about the tragedy in Dublin when 2 cabs collided?

27 Irishmen died!!!

Winbet

I just went to Coronationstreet.com

Seems that Richard Hillman died in a canal after kidnapping his family.
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You English are <brutal>
 

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**** you win
i read some of your past drivel.
some really brilliant analysis

you and henny would make a good <pair>

henny like his lovers balls shaved
so get that out of the way


and **** you
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[This message was edited by seaurchin2217 on September 20, 2003 at 10:22 AM.]
 

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Winbet quote:

"DickyD posted that he was in fact a wise guy and added his bit about the Irish"

I called myself a wiseguy? LMAO! drinking a little early are'nt we mate? I unlike some of the dipshits on this forum shoot straight, if I thought I was so <wise> why would I share my opinions and picks with the rest of the forum? Anybody who has read my posts know there is no secret to the way I play, and it is easy to figure out who I'm playing. If posting my public fades & college leans makes you think I'm coming off as trying to be wise, your an idiot
Before you add me to your list of racist posters I would appreciate it if you read some of my posts on the racism topic. If you actually knew some of my friends you would relize how fvcking stupid your statemant was.


There is only one wiseguy wannabee on this forum and his name is HENHOUSE.
 

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Peep Posted: Sep 20 2003, 09:05 AM



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As to Hen and Newport, I liked Hen, Newport and Joe for a troika. Think they were all the same poster.

All used AOL though, covered up their tracks.

In any case, all were useless IMO. So I used to flame with them a bit, otherwise didn't bother.
 

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peep/speed/butter
i have always thought they were the same
<joehenport>

funny thing i was told in vegas though was that joe was a 500 lb whale and was so fat he was embarassed to leave the house.... now thats funny


speed sorry i missed the flame war with the drunk irish <maroon>
 

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that's all well and nice, but shouldn't henhouse times 2 be posting in this thread. Where the hell is that clown anyway. I read all the way down to the end of this boring thread and no henhouse, what?

Henhouse is a sharp one, a pro, a wiseguy, a joker, a stalker, a midnight choker, he's all that and more, these forum's are blessed with his precense.
 

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Couldnt agree more Jack. By the way, is it true that the hairs on greek women,s dickydidos go down to their knees.
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