Help with Hedging this Parlay

[inthegame07]

screw that shit, you want guaranteed money, go get an hourly at the gas station up the block, this here's gamblin' mother fuckers! seriously, you got kinda lucky on the boston over and got kinda screwed on the dodgers. it's baseball, none of this makes sense anyway, sorry about your 13 bucks, today's a new day, etc etc

You would be a fool not to take the gauranteed money if presented.. of course this is gambling.. but a smart sports gambler is making an investment for the long term.. to make a profit.. and if a GUARANTEED profit is there for the taking.. ? Then what the fuck are you waiting for? And the situation couldn't present itself any better.. two UNDERDOGS at close to +140 or +150 on your return? Be fuckin real! Yea today your sitting without your $13.. and $13 to me and you isn't anything.. but wouldn't it be better to be sitting here with $300-$400 profit depending on how you hedged it? And think about how many parlays for $13 you could have had with the houses money.. not risking your own for a large return?

This is gambling and I understand that.. but passing up guaranteed money is something I wouldn't do when hedging it involves two underdogs! Best of luck in the future!