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Jimmy Buffett was a Son Of A Son Of A Sailor who went out on the sea for adventure. Later on He Went To Paris looking for answers to the questions that bothered him so. In his travels he would Get Drunk And Screw while dining on Cheeseburgers In Paradise. He did not know where to go when the Volcano blew so he made a mad dash to Margaritaville where he was a Gypsy In The Palace. Come Monday he shook off his hangover and now he was a Pirate Who Looked At Forty. Now he spends his time on a Lovely Cruise down in the Banana Republics seeking Changes in Latitudes and Changes In Attitudes and you can find him there Havana Daydreamin.
 

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My guitar strings are dead. Time for a trip to the music store and fork over $8.50.
 

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He's the kinda guy you let come over and fuck your step daughter
 

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I have not seen a wooden nickel today so I have not had the opportunity to take one.
 
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Do you ever have to take a piss in the bathtub don't feel like getting up, so you just piss on yourself?

I do.
 

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am I the smartest person I know? I can't really say. But yes!
 

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Two TV Antennas got married. The wedding wasn't great but the reception was. It was a great marriage until one antenna got caught cheating with the Cable Man.
 

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show me a man that steps out of the shower to piss and i"ll show you a man thats never masterbated
 

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