Nonsense
God's first rule is to Give Slack when needed
http://www.subgenius.com
Sacred Pamphlet #1
http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet_p1.html
Sacred Pamphlet #2 (twice as important as SP #1)
http://www.subgenius.com/pams/pam2p1.html
God's first rule is to Give Slack when needed
http://www.subgenius.com
Sacred Pamphlet #1
http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet_p1.html
Sacred Pamphlet #2 (twice as important as SP #1)
http://www.subgenius.com/pams/pam2p1.html
A peek into SP #2
EVEN MORONS KNOW: THESE ARE
THE END TIMES!!
We have reached the juncture in history at which two previously impossible things have become technologically feasible: the destruction of all life on Earth, or Infinite Slack for everyone forever.
Hopefully, these are two different things; but it's never too early to start being pessimistic.
EVEN MORONS KNOW: THESE ARE
THE END TIMES!!
We have reached the juncture in history at which two previously impossible things have become technologically feasible: the destruction of all life on Earth, or Infinite Slack for everyone forever.
Hopefully, these are two different things; but it's never too early to start being pessimistic.
Peek #2 into SP #2 - Part 2
WAKE UP!! Snap out of it! REPENT!! QUIT YOUR JOB!! SLACK OFF!!! ... if only for a second, that's all we're asking. Then you can go back to sleep, or to Hell.
THE QUEST:
SOMETHING FOR NOTHING
THE GOAL:
WORLD WIDE SLACK
SubPurposes:
TO END DEATH, TAXES, HUNGER, WAR, DISEASE, AGING, and WORK ª
"As long as we must work, we are not free." -- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
THE WEAPONS:
THE POWER OF ABNORMALITY, UNPREDICTABILITY, and THE WORD OF "BOB"
THE METHOD:
TIME CONTROL TM
through Bullshattering, Morealism, Cynisacreligion, Sadofuturistics, and the Sciences of BULLDADA® and Stupidism®.
<center> THE MOTTO:
"FUCK 'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE." </center>
WAKE UP!! Snap out of it! REPENT!! QUIT YOUR JOB!! SLACK OFF!!! ... if only for a second, that's all we're asking. Then you can go back to sleep, or to Hell.
THE QUEST:
SOMETHING FOR NOTHING
WORLD WIDE SLACK
SubPurposes:
TO END DEATH, TAXES, HUNGER, WAR, DISEASE, AGING, and WORK ª
"As long as we must work, we are not free." -- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
THE WEAPONS:
THE METHOD:
through Bullshattering, Morealism, Cynisacreligion, Sadofuturistics, and the Sciences of BULLDADA® and Stupidism®.
<center> THE MOTTO:
And finally, a huge leap forward several pages to a place you'll never find unless you are Truly Ready to slack off for the minutes needed to find it.
This cult, the only one that deprograms its own zombies, fills the holes left by braincells you destroyed (you didn't need them anyway). When you join this exalted Order of Scoffers, Blasphemers and True Believers, you'll study TIME CONTROL and MEMORY EDITING until EVEN YOU become ready to PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR OWN EYES and RELAX IN THE SAFETY OF YOUR OWN DELUSIONS.
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This cult, the only one that deprograms its own zombies, fills the holes left by braincells you destroyed (you didn't need them anyway). When you join this exalted Order of Scoffers, Blasphemers and True Believers, you'll study TIME CONTROL and MEMORY EDITING until EVEN YOU become ready to PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR OWN EYES and RELAX IN THE SAFETY OF YOUR OWN DELUSIONS.
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who said God loved you...that is my first question...when you tell me who told you that God loved you...then we will discuss this futher...God told me i was in very good standing with him...if you dont lkike it or doubt it...go take it up with him....and by the way...you have no clue to what the scripture you quoted means nor to whom it was spoken to...
and i asked God to not hear any prayer you have for me...so that is also a waste of your time...
go look up the word traitor...come back and tell me what it means.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,[a] that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. - John 3:16
We love because he first loved us. If anyone says, "I love God," yet hates his brother, he is a liar. For anyone who does not love his brother, whom he has seen, cannot love God, whom he has not seen. – 1 John 4:19-20
This is how we know who the children of God are and who the children of the devil are: Anyone who does not do what is right is not a child of God; nor is anyone who does not love his brother. - 1 John 3:10
ok i am tired of you already ...you are another typical brainwashed christian who is demon possesed...I will even go as far as to say all christians that i have ever known or been around for any lenght of time where demon possesed....
To prove that you have not a clue of comprehention nor that you even know who john was or what he was saying and to whom he was saying....
Is a child of the devil and a child of God...are they brothers....yes or no....
bye bye you traitor.
Brain washed People
These Brainwashed Religous people on Earth havent a clue who are what God is....
They have been brainwashed into stupidity...
White people have been brainwashed into stupidity.
By their own people....i said by their own people...now aint that the shits...it makes me sick to my stomach.
These Brainwashed Religous people on Earth havent a clue who are what God is....
They have been brainwashed into stupidity...
White people have been brainwashed into stupidity.
By their own people....i said by their own people...now aint that the shits...it makes me sick to my stomach.
