Have you ever tried to suck your own dick?

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I tried to suck my own dick for about 3 yers of my life. I first started at the age of 14. I tried to suck my own dick every morning until about the age of 17. The problem was I was never flexable enough to get my juicy head in my mouth. Finally, my dad told me that it was not a good idea to try to suck my own dick first thing in the morning. I would be much more flexable later in the day. Therefore, I tried one night before I went to bed and sure enough I was able to lick the head and the pay off was unbelievable. It tasted a little salty but sure enough I was estatic to be able to taste my own JOHNSON!


at least you knew early in life that your a homo! thanks for informing the rest of us.
 

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I think it is possible, also have to consider it somewhat homosexual.
 

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Which makes you more gay; Sucking your own dick, or putting a butt plug/dildo in your ass?
 

That settles it...It's WED/DAY
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Self-sucking can be strenuous and physically demanding. Here are other tips to help you get ready and warmed up:
  • Stretch before your session; make sure you stretch the muscles of your back, neck, and legs to avoid cramping or pulled muscles.​
  • Drink plenty of water to keep your muscles hydrated; this also prevents cramping, injuries, and fatigue.​
  • Make sure your stomach is empty; wait an hour or two after a meal, and empty your bowels if possible. It’ll be more comfortable and your stomach contents won’t get in the way when you double over.​
  • Don’t strain yourself and stop if you feel any pain.​
  • Vary positions to avoid putting too much strain or pressure on the same muscles and parts of your spine.​
If At First You Don’t Succeed
Don’t be disappointed if you can’t get your mouth on your cock the first time you try autofellatio. Self-sucking doesn’t come naturally to everyone. It can take discipline and practice, but as you keep at it, you will become more flexible. If at first you don’t succeed, just wank yourself off and call it good. The next time you’ll get a little closer to your goal. Some statistics say that only 1% of all men can self-suck, but we think that with practice and stretching, most guys should be able to at least make some mouth-to-cock contact, even if it’s only on the tip of the head. If nothing else, practicing self-sucking will make you more flexible and possibly increase your overall well-being. So take it slow, work with what you’ve got, and try to have fun.​
 

That settles it...It's WED/DAY
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I am so inflexable the thought has never occured to me. I coun't suck my toe if my life depended on it. My postiion on the "suck your own dick" controversy is that since we all agree that jacking your own dick is acceptable then sucking your own dick should be acceptable too since it is your mouth and it is your dick.
 

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you guys are all fukin gay......get off the internet and try to get some *****.

it is funny at bash when you can point out the fukin guys that start threads like this. po69-dont shoot me at bash
 

Gabriel Morency Rules!!
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the old hedgehog himself
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Ron Jeremy performs the feat in the movie Inside Seka.Now he says he can only kiss the end of his knob because he's so fvkin fat:lol:
 

I say vee cut off your Chonson !!!!
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I tried to suck my own dick for about 3 yers of my life. I first started at the age of 14. I tried to suck my own dick every morning until about the age of 17. The problem was I was never flexable enough to get my juicy head in my mouth. Finally, my dad told me that it was not a good idea to try to suck my own dick first thing in the morning. I would be much more flexable later in the day. Therefore, I tried one night before I went to bed and sure enough I was able to lick the head and the pay off was unbelievable. It tasted a little salty but sure enough I was estatic to be able to taste my own JOHNSON!


How old are you now , 17 1/2 ??:ughhh:
 

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I think they call this goin "solo homo".

This activity raises two questions.Either you want to have guy suck your dick or you want to take it in the face by another guy.

You know a couple of you cocksucking self starters ought just surrender to your dick licking feelings and hook up.
Fuck, I wonder how many of you guys have been up to your wrist in your own colon?
You guys must make dad proud....fuck if you were my kids I'd swallow fuckin drain-o.
 

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