Have you ever tried to suck your own dick?

[fleshlight]

I tried to suck my own dick for about 3 yers of my life. I first started at the age of 14. I tried to suck my own dick every morning until about the age of 17. The problem was I was never flexable enough to get my juicy head in my mouth. Finally, my dad told me that it was not a good idea to try to suck my own dick first thing in the morning. I would be much more flexable later in the day. Therefore, I tried one night before I went to bed and sure enough I was able to lick the head and the pay off was unbelievable. It tasted a little salty but sure enough I was estatic to be able to taste my own JOHNSON!

 

[Bennyshoe]

is there another RR to move this to?

 

[RaoulDuke]

Ahh the good ol days when I was skinny in gymnastics and could suck my own dick. sweet memories............

 

[RupertPupkin]

Yoga anyone ??

 

[MinnesotaEconMajor]

Tried many times but always came up empty :cryingcry

 

[ClipJoint]

This one made my stomach turn a little...:WTF:

 

[fleshlight]

Maybe your stomach is turning a little bit because you were able to get your small prick into your mouth and blow a load. My stomach would be turning too with all that semen in there....No worries though, you will soon shit it out and your boyfriend can suck it up with a straw!

 

[ClipJoint]

Maybe your stomach is turning a little bit because you were able to get your small prick into your mouth and blow a load. My stomach would be turning too with all that semen in there....No worries though, you will soon shit it out and your boyfriend can suck it up with a straw!

There are a lot of funny fuckers on this site...you aren't one of them.

Bragging about my dick size isn't something I do on an internet forum...I let the chicks spread the good news with word of mouth in real life.

Your posts remind me of 3rd grade jokes at recess.

 

[fleshlight]

I am rubber and you are glue...whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!

 

[ClipJoint]

Keep em coming...everyone thinks you are really funny. Can't you tell?

 

[RupertPupkin]

For the record , I found it pretty funny actually
sorry

 

[fleshlight]

I'll keep cumming as long as you keep jerking me off...

 

[ClipJoint]

For the record , I found it pretty funny actually
sorry

It must be a Costa Rican thing...

 

[ClipJoint]

I'll keep cumming as long as you keep jerking me off...

Hilarious...

 

[RaoulDuke]

I found it entertaining myself. Must be a chicago thang!!!

 

[MrJ]

Would this be a gay tendency?

 

[RupertPupkin]

I believe it would be ( just a little bit .... )

 

[the_czar]

I actually witnessed the event in Boy Scouts in 1971. I was only 11 years old and I had no idea the wonderful spectacle that my fellow scout was performing on himself.

George Carlin has a skit about a dog that could like his own balls. He said "If I could reach I would never leave the house."

 

[kingbill]

Anyone ever had a dream where you are sucking your own? I always wake up before I finish. I wonder if it's like those falling dreams where you have to wake up before you hit the bottom or you'll die.

 

[mrhognuts]

i tried a couple times but had to give it up,the head of my dick is sooo big,i couldnt get it in my mouth,my wife always said,that the good lord had blessed me,i honestly thought she loved me cause i was so intellergent.