Have you ever sucked D!ck for Crack?

[barman]

That's still just AlmostDickSucker, thanks.

Thinking about it does not qualify or you'd be there with Capital Letters.

What happens in our brains stays in our brains, unless we're dazed enough to share it in the RxRubberRoom where it will never ever be forgotten

 

[HinesWard86]

I was a meth user for three years and never even pawned anything, tried to get away from the crowd in MO and ended up in Georgia. The good news was I couldnt find any meth down there the bad news was that crack was easier to come by than a dime bag of herb. Cant count the number of buzzes I rode out on the shitter cuz boy does that shit ever loosten up your stools and the crap usually last longer than the high does.

In all my time as a hard drug user(about four years straight) the worste thing I did for a hit was look around in the carpet near where I cut up my lines and maybe just maybe ate a deoderant flake(that wasnt mine)by accident.

In retrospect I probably would have sucked some cack for a bag of good chronic down there in Jaw-juh but still am having a little problem relating. Now shut the hell up and pass that joint.

You couldn't find meth in Georgia?????? Holy fuck. Not finding meth in Georgia is like not finding a dead animal in PO69's yard.

 

[NES]

Nope just crack and terrible weed must not have been looking hard enough.

 

[steaktartar]

this was a gem

 

[makavelireturns913]

one question.....well two....as a man how do you let yourself get to the point of contemplating blowing a dude for drugs....and how the hell do you go form a crackhead to having money to gamble night in and night out

 

[barman]

one question.....well two....as a man how do you let yourself get to the point of contemplating blowing a dude for drugs....and how the hell do you go from (being) a crackhead to having money to gamble night in and night out

1) For time immemorial, people of all stripes and genders have been known to contemplate doing the most amazing things in order to get more of their drug(s) of choice

2) You stop using cocaine in 1995, spend 5+ years getting your health back and your life in more proper order - and from there you pretty much can live however you wish.

 

[barman]

this was a gem

Thanks a lot, brother

:grandmais

 

[mplastered]

Wow, what a weird thread. I'll stick with the booze.

 

[makavelireturns913]

i smoke alot of weed but never would the thought of doing something like that go through my mind....i guess because its a different drug....glad you didnt go through with it....and also happy to see you overcame the addiction and are now are on the right track...well i guess gambling isnt the right track but you know what i mean

 

[barman]

Sports investing can be a positive component to anyone's life.

Actively putting money into casino-style gambling is assured to be a financial drain long term, so I personally never participate

I myself am in my 34th year of being a cannabis consumer and you correctly note that it is not a substance that inspires irrational or self-destructive behavior choices.

 

[towelie]

Sports investing can be a positive component to anyone's life.

Actively putting money into casino-style gambling is assured to be a financial drain long term, so I personally never participate

I myself am in my 34th year of being a cannabis consumer and you correctly note that it is not a substance that inspires irrational or self-destructive behavior choices.

except that one time i ate a one pound bag of skittles after getting stoned.

 

[Defying]

2. things...


#1 why did I even open this thread?

#2 I am seriously not ok with this...

:monsters-

I seriously started laughing out loud, and woke up my girlfriend...

Thanks to whoever bumped this..

barman, you are still a strange cat to me, but props to you for kickin the habit...

 

[Skoal37]

i would only suck dick for a ton amount of money. maybe 2 or 3 millions cash.

 

[JCutler]

I get pee tested at my job that i've been at for 10 years haven't been able to smoke. I went to hawaii and found this new herbal mixture that doesn't have thc in it and gets you high just like weed it's pretty crazy. I found it on ebay since they don't sell it in my town and now I get the chance to smoke agian for the first time in 10 years. Google serenity now herbs and read about it.

 

[barman]

Whatever it's giving you, it's certainly not "getting high just like weed" if there's no THC.

Glad you found something that suits your needs and I look forward to you finding an employer who will not degrade you by demanding a sample of your urine as condition for employment.

 

[ChrisParadise]

Whatever it's giving you, it's certainly not "getting high just like weed" if there's no THC.

Glad you found something that suits your needs and I look forward to you finding an employer who will not degrade you by demanding a sample of your urine as condition for employment.

id guess 80% of decent jobs require a piss test

some people need/want a job bad enough to degrade themselves and accept it, just like some people need/want a blast so bad theyd consider sucking dick


i want a way to get a weed high without smoking. i quit the cigs so no good way to mask the smell anymore. does anyone have experience with vaporizers or eating weed? like say i ate a gram would i get a comparable buzz to smoking it? does a vaporizer still damage your lungs?

 

[Incubus]

id guess 80% of decent jobs require a piss test

some people need/want a job bad enough to degrade themselves and accept it, just like some people need/want a blast so bad theyd consider sucking dick


i want a way to get a weed high without smoking. i quit the cigs so no good way to mask the smell anymore. does anyone have experience with vaporizers or eating weed? like say i ate a gram would i get a comparable buzz to smoking it? does a vaporizer still damage your lungs?

Have you ever eaten pot or hash brownies or cookies? :think2: I guarantee you WILL catch the most intense buzz. The THC is somehow activated in the baking process.

I actually prefer "edibles."

 

[ChrisParadise]

Have you ever eaten pot or hash brownies or cookies? :think2: I guarantee you WILL catch the most intense buzz. The THC is somehow activated in the baking process.

I actually prefer "edibles."

nope. ive always figured cooking would zap some of the thc out. reckon ill search for recipes..hope its economical. i love some sweets, thatd be great - but then i guess the entire house would smell like weed hmm

 

[barman]

id guess 80% of decent jobs require a piss test

some people need/want a job bad enough to degrade themselves and accept it, just like some people need/want a blast so bad theyd consider sucking dick


i want a way to get a weed high without smoking. i quit the cigs so no good way to mask the smell anymore. does anyone have experience with vaporizers or eating weed? like say i ate a gram would i get a comparable buzz to smoking it? does a vaporizer still damage your lungs?

*Only about 40% of businesses with over 500 employees demand a urine sample prior to employment, so it's reasonable to presume that at most about 1/4 of overall employers require it.

*Either vaporizing or consuming through baked foods will eliminate over 99% of potential carcinogens from cannabis consumption

 

[RoofTop]

Ive ate some stanky pussy to get my dick sucked; does that count?