Have you ever peed on a girl?

[Journeyman]

With the way you react to farting in the boudoir, I'd have thought this story would make you gag.
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I still think of her believe me, and I still can't get over her doing that on back to back evenings.

Shit happens , as they say:sad3:

:lolBIG: This was the line that had me rolling -

""My friend chimes in, not sure if he was serious or not, "well, can we pee on you afterward?" She says "sure!". ""

 

[xpanda]

Just goes to show, the most important thing any parent can give their daughter is a strong sense of self-esteem.

 

[Jabow]

Just goes to show, the most important thing any parent can give their daughter is a strong sense of self-esteem.

and tips on keeping her vagina tight

 

[royboy_3831]

I can't sleep and this thread is pretty fuckin funny.

Btw I'm ashamed to admit I've never given out a 'golden shower'.

 

[mlfp]

I can't sleep and this thread is pretty fuckin funny.

Btw I'm ashamed to admit I've never given out a 'golden shower'.

Diggin deep to cure the boredom. No golden showers on my resume either.

 

[billhill999]

I can't sleep and this thread is pretty fuckin funny.

Btw I'm ashamed to admit I've never given out a 'golden shower'.

Somebody should pee on you for bumping this up.
I feel like I need a shower now.

 

[fucnluc]

I peed on a girl once. She asked me to stop it and I told her to flush her fucking toilet or I'd plunge it down with my cock.

Bitch.

 

[Addict101]

I peed on a girl once. She asked me to stop it and I told her to flush her fucking toilet or I'd plunge it down with my cock.

Bitch.

hahahahaha.

I literally rolled out of my seat when I read this shit.

 

[aceduecetrey]

I tend to drink too much on occasion and offered a girl $50 for a blow job at the bar after closing about 4 months ago. Well after about 5 minutes of her trying to get me hard, I finally ended up pissing in her mouth. She was not pleased at all. I gave her the money and have had many wonderful BJ's from her since, including last night.

 

[X-Files]

Some angry Bears fans in this thread.

They shouldn't blame jestein for the Colts pissing on their team.

 

[X-Files]

Have you ever peed on a girl?

Does peeing in the water while she's in the tub count?

Or is that merely close as in a hand grenade?

 

[RupertPupkin]

hey marino,
don't be upset that it was your wife.
i was going to keep that to myself, but since you brought it up she can suck a cock like no other. tell her i said hello.

Marino across the middle looking FOR Clayton , wait a sec , its underthrown , Picked off ... Hes got room to run , breaks a tackle , one man to beat ,he might get in, Yes he does .... TOUCH DOWN !!!

 

[steaktartar]

yes she also same girl pissed hot steamy urine on my balls one night as i was cumming.........only did that one once

 

[mr21]

R. Kelly would be proud:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2858657252674169405&q=chappelle+r.+kelly+piss+on+you&hl=en

 

[MrJ]

To the people who were grossed out, what would you expect from a thread titled 'have you peed on a girl' and then obviously goes into a story?!?

Was a good laugh

I peed on a girl once. She asked me to stop it

:lolBIG:

I love that I can find anything funny.

 

[CaptainMorgan]

no, and why would you want to

 

[RaoulDuke]

I've pissed on a girl in the shower does that count?

 

[RupertPupkin]

I pissed my foot in the shower once .... It was warmer than the water

 

[whalewager]

if u have a problem with athletes foot...start pee peeing in the shower

it cures it

 

[quinnsft34]

none here either. one time at a ball game my cousin peed from the stall on to some guys feet that was at the urinal. came out of the bathroom and he is laughing his ass off and im like what the fuck is so funny, he looks down at my feet and says that wasn't you?