Have You Ever Joined The Mile High Club?

[levistep]

Is this even possible since 9/11? How many bullshitters here?

 

[kingbill]

I got a handjob in the back of a Greyhound once...I'm not sure if there is a club for that....

 

[barman]

This thread should have been titled "are you a big fat liar". No offense Barman I believe you because noone is going to make up sex with their wife, but there are some bullshitters up in hyah.

I wouldn't have even posted that true story except for wanting to prove I was no nancy boy.

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Dear Penthouse Forum,

One night on a long flight across the ocean, I noticed the four 22 year old female flight attendants all gathered together looking at me and whispering.
Suddenly we hit a storm and all the lights in the cabin went out. The next thing I realized - (cont on Page 214)

 

[barman]

Is this even possible since 9/11? How many bullshitters here?

The security upgrades since 9/11 only slow down the smuggling of Whizzinators and giant dildoes in your carryon luggage.

Once you get through the checkpoint though, you're good to go just like always for cabin sex.

 

[Gator627]

I got a handjob in the back of a Greyhound once...I'm not sure if there is a club for that....

I think thats called the Paid for a Trick club.

 

[quantumleap]

I got a handjob in the back of a Greyhound once...I'm not sure if there is a club for that....

Beat me to it. I never got any on a plane but I did meet up with a girl on a Greyhound bus going from Omaha to Lincoln. I sat next to her and could tell she was horny by the way she leaned in to me. She was against the window and I was in the middle seat with no one next to me. So I started rubbing her thigh with my hand and before you know it I was fingering her.