TRUE STORY - (I got nothing but TS)
First year I was with The SheBar we had a six hour delay which caused us to leave Long Beach CA heading east to DFW at about 2am.
We had a full three seats to ourselves and they doused all the lights so people could sleep.
She laid down across my lap with the blanket over her head and took me to the Top of the Mountain
I was doing my best to keep quiet while watching across the aisle to be sure those people had their eyes closed.
Finished and I'm like, oh man...and she's sitting up while we reset the blanket so I can zip up and as I turn slightly to the side I get a peek BACK through the crack between our seats and there's this Chinese looking chick staring right at me with an inscrutable expression on her face.
I figure we were about over the Grand Canyon at that point at 37,000 feet, so I'm kinda in the SevenMileHighKlub