I was interviewing for a job in California in March of 2005 after I got laid off in Arizona. I was driving back to Arizona from the interview and was east of Quartzite, AZ which is about 30 miles east of the Cali/AZ border. It was a few miles east of Vicksburg Road on I-10. My truck's head gasket went out and I was helpless. I was lucky enough to coast up behind a guy bailing someone else out with a tow.
I asked him for a tow later and while I was waiting I had the worst need for a dump, due probably to all the stress of my truck going down. So I went to the nearest culvert under the Interstate and squatted and poured out a perfect chocolate cream pie. Luckily I had some kleenex with me so I took care of that.
I had to catch a hitch into Phoenix with some illegal Mexicans who refused my payment of $20 for the ride. I ended up getting the job.
I asked him for a tow later and while I was waiting I had the worst need for a dump, due probably to all the stress of my truck going down. So I went to the nearest culvert under the Interstate and squatted and poured out a perfect chocolate cream pie. Luckily I had some kleenex with me so I took care of that.
I had to catch a hitch into Phoenix with some illegal Mexicans who refused my payment of $20 for the ride. I ended up getting the job.
a buddy of mine shit in the front seat of someone's car
Your friend was a bastard.
somebody took a shit in a shoebox in the dressing room and put it back on the sales floor
People like that shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
someones front porch
Unless that someone was an arsehole, I hope a load of airplane shit falls on you next time you walk outside.
Some of you guys are feral.
Your friend was a bastard.
somebody took a shit in a shoebox in the dressing room and put it back on the sales floor
People like that shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
someones front porch
Unless that someone was an arsehole, I hope a load of airplane shit falls on you next time you walk outside.
Some of you guys are feral.
I took a dump in a nail box on a construction site one time. The builder was as asshole, he had accused us of stealing nails, so I took a big crap in an empty nail box and set it in my truck. When the builder drove up on the site the first think he did was go staight to that box and rip it open. I almost fell off the roof I was laughing so hard. We also used to shit down vent pipes if the builder or the homeowner were assholes.
me and a buddy got a key to room in a hotel. in the morning i shit in the dresser drawer. the sun was coming up and you could just smell those turds broiling. all saturday, i thought i'm gonna be in big trouble. thinking the cops are coming. my friends brother lived in a room upstairs. come monday, the manager figured it was my buddy who shit so he evicted his brother. the fukken worse thing though was i got a call from a beer distributor to go work for them that day. i was gonna help the driver with his deliveries. where the fuck do you think we head first?? you right!! the hotel where i had a dump in. i couldn't believe it. the manager seen me and said, " look at the pus they're hiring now". he never mentioned nothing about the drawer fiasco, he thought i wasn't the guilty party.
I have shit while submerged in rivers, lakes, and oceans. Its not a fetish I have its just that I dont like people to see my face while Im pushing one out. Lake water is the best or a slow moving stream, with clear enough water its like taking a dump in zero gravity. Hey, not everybody gets to be an astronaut.
