Happy Edwin Jackson Day!

[soswalter]

I'm tellin ya, Toronto is throwing this. Someone paid em off

 

[soswalter]

Home run Alex Rios! 3-3

 

[punz34]

yessss riosssssssss!!!!!!! theres my over 1st half!! now jays first half is looking good, fresh start still 0 outs!

 

[METFAN]

I LOVE THAT DUDE I NEEDED THAT FOR MY OVER FIRST 5. LET'S GO BLUE JAYS..PUT THAT BITCH AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:money8:

 

[punz34]

fuck man, lol, 2 field outs to the exact same spot haha! lets frank the tank, hammer one home

 

[soswalter]

Fucking idiots only have 3 runs on Jackson. We'll have to get to their bullpen

 

[soswalter]

Inning No. 6 coming up.

Batting Next for Toronto:

Fat Slob who doesn't care
Fat Slob who doesn't try
Fat Slob with no talent

 

[spreadbeater]

Inning No. 6 coming up.

Batting Next for Toronto:

Fat Slob who doesn't care
Fat Slob who doesn't try
Fat Slob with no talent

uppy:

 

[soswalter]

Fat Slob who doesn't care

Strike out

One out

 

[soswalter]

Fat Slob who doesn't try

Ground out - he actually made contact for a change!

Two out

 

[crunch99]

Edwin Jackson was once considered "untouchable" while with the Dodgers. Hahahahahahahahahaahahhahahaha!

 

[soswalter]

Fat Slob with no talent

Fly out - Tried to hit a home run but fell 100 feet short. Better luck next time.

Three out

 

[soswalter]

119 pitches for Burnett

 

[soswalter]

130 pitches. Why couldn't he be this dominant earlier? I'd take a 3-0 lead right now

 

[soswalter]

Camp Anawana is in - time to score some runs!

Oh shit, I forgot:

Batting Next for Toronto:

Old Guy Who Used To Be Good in 1990
Fat Catcher Who's Probably An Alcoholic
Alex Rios - solo HR!
Fat Slob With Tons of Money and No Talent

 

[soswalter]

Old Guy Who Used To Be Good in 1990

Strike out

One out

 

[soswalter]

Fat Catcher Who's Probably An Alcoholic

Ground out

Going to locker room to get a shot of Jack

two out

 

[METFAN]

Edwin Jackson And Only 4 Hits?????????is This Game Rigged Or What> I Have Minus-1.5 Big!!!!!!!

Let's Go Or No More Bjs If You Know What I Mean!!!!

 

[soswalter]

Toronto threw this game.

I'm tellin ya, retaliate by going to mlb.com and voting in Edwin Jackson to the All-Star Game

 

[Ganasa]

cmon toronto now....please