haha, ghetto wedding pics

[DennizdaMenace]

why is everyone wearing white except the bride?:missingte

I hate to say it but the last pic of he bride...looks like Larry Holmes in drag. :monsters-

 

[DennizdaMenace]

My favorite picture is of the cakes I see at Publix everyday for 2.99. They bought three of them threw them up on some garage sale fake silver and actually took a picture of it.

Wow the total cost of this wedding, with preacher, food, sunglasses, and clothes must be around 55 bucks.

:missingte

 

[goodcall]

Are those bigbet's wedding cakes?

 

[Buster]

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[Rawpimple]

serious at least frost the cakes or go to the dollar store and fuckin throw some plastic people on top. Damn. It was like they had been dating for 1 night, the fucking was good (like any new person), and they decided to get married the next day and told their friends to bring one thing.

one guy brought a cake for 2.99
another girl brought a cake for 2.99
some dude stopped by the garage sale and bought 2 fake silver platters for 0.99
little kid brought a pillow
bride bought some flowers
pastor spent all his money on a #3, #5, three #6's, a #1 and two more #3's at Mcdonalds and ate it all on the way
someone brought a glass of kool aid
some cracked out girl brought some 1.99 sunglasses

 

[WorldNumberOne]

wow pimp... that made me laugh out loud....

 

[ElNies]

the only thing missing is the KFC Boneless Variety Bucket

 

[ElNies]

and who the fuck gets a wedding picture taken with nasty ass white sunglasses on......and when there's no sun

 

[WorldNumberOne]

and who the fuck gets a wedding picture taken with nasty ass white sunglasses on......and when there's no sun

she was trying to not be recognized... parole issues..

 

[fucnluc]

serious at least frost the cakes or go to the dollar store and fuckin throw some plastic people on top. Damn. It was like they had been dating for 1 night, the fucking was good (like any new person), and they decided to get married the next day and told their friends to bring one thing.

one guy brought a cake for 2.99
another girl brought a cake for 2.99
some dude stopped by the garage sale and bought 2 fake silver platters for 0.99
little kid brought a pillow
bride bought some flowers
pastor spent all his money on a #3, #5, three #6's, a #1 and two more #3's at Mcdonalds and ate it all on the way
someone brought a glass of kool aid
some cracked out girl brought some 1.99 sunglasses

Hahaha, best analysis ever.

I'll elaborate on some other issues.

You can assume she has been married at least 3-4 other times, the children pictured undoubtably from previous relations.

No wedding gifts (this expired after the first wedding).

The cakes are still mysterious. I'm not sure they were even bought, but homemade. Notice the tilt of them, from an oven on uneven ground (trailer).

 

[ElNies]

Also missing (hidden) are the 40's

I assume Colt 45 is an appropriate substitute for MOET

 

[TTinCO]

FUCNLUC SO WE CAN BE SURE WE ARE EQUAL OPPORTUNITY OFFENDERS

Get the fuck outta here.....you can't be serious

 

[WorldNumberOne]

take notice to the :

flip flops

cigarette and pregnant

# 24 tatto'd on her chest

the dog is clearly the best man ..

 

[Journeyman]

FUCNLUC SO WE CAN BE SURE WE ARE EQUAL OPPORTUNITY OFFENDERS







Is it my imagination or does the dog have the best set of teeth in this picture :missingte

 

[TTinCO]

take notice to the :

flip flops

cigarette and pregnant

# 24 tatto'd on her chest

the dog is clearly the best man ..

uppy: :missingte :missingte :missingte

 

[Journeyman]

I mistook the dogs tongue for teeth..

 

[donkeybucks]

Get the fuck outta here.....you can't be serious

Just love that mullet.

 

[hm2.0]

take notice to the :

flip flops

cigarette and pregnant

# 24 tatto'd on her chest

the dog is clearly the best man ..

uppy:

What I wanna know is if the groom is also giving the bride away.

 

[DonMelchor]

uppy:

What I wanna know is if the groom is also giving the bride away.

only if their father is dead.....

 

[C.P.]

This could be the fvckin' funniest thread ever (next to the Walmart one).

I just pissed my self.:aktion033 ope: :missingte