H.I.P What are the rules for this most special of clubs?

[assassin]

8,
I never knew you were so funny man. I was, no shit, luaghing out loud at work (no easy feat after going 1-9 last night). You brightened my day.

Oh yeah, I'd hit the first one like a nascar driving shifting into forth gear (hard and often).

I'd hit the second one like a garbage man after a holiday weekend (loud and sloppy).

I'm gonna miss you guys.

 

[8isenough]

Journey - <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> posted May 29, 2003 06:12 PM
I was wondering where HIP Master 8 was, last night when we had this thang going

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> To be honest me and a couple of my dawgs went to this strip club down here called Showgirls...Nice place with plenty of sweet material. Unfourtunately one of my pals got too drunk tried to fight these skinhead dudes. I had to calm these dirty scrappy mutha fvckas down and convince them to ignore him. Then my drunk friend wanted to leave and we all said no, we are having a good time so sit down and shut you fvckin' trap!!!!!! Then he said well ok I am going to wait outside so he left. When we got outside he was nowhere to be found. We ended up waiting in the parking lot til 3:30am before we left..I still have not heard from him. I am starting to get a little worried...

 

[8isenough]

Assasin - <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> posted May 29, 2003 06:20 PM
8,
I never knew you were so funny man. I was, no shit, luaghing out loud at work (no easy feat after going 1-9 last night). You brightened my day.

Oh yeah, I'd hit the first one like a nascar driving shifting into forth gear (hard and often).

I'd hit the second one like a garbage man after a holiday weekend (loud and sloppy).

I'm gonna miss you guys.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Those are great lines man I like the Nascar one the best where are you going?? Keep firing you will turn it around...what can I say the posse brings out the best in me!!!!


HEY KOOL-AID!!!

yOUR MAMA'S SO POOR SHE ROBBED THE kOOL-aID MAN FOR A SIP!

 

[UncleButternutts]

Uncle Tweaker

 

[8isenough]

Walk of lifeI have a new nickname for you!!

Hear ye hear ye..I now dub thee..."THE CAMEL-TOE- KING!

 

[JudgeWapner]

Uncle,I have no idea what that broad is sitting on,but I would hit it till she fell though.

 

[8isenough]

Burkski!!

 

[UncleButternutts]

assassin
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I'm gonna miss you guys. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Huh?!?!?!
where the Hell are you going???

Judge..lol

 

[assassin]

2 part answer Uncle and 8.

Short term: taking the family to the chocolate capital of the world for a long weekend (any one want any chocolate). I don't even get to come home, right from the park to the airport for a business meeting in Texas. Won't return until late Wednesday.

Long Term: I've been on an interal project for the last 2+ months, cushy office, t3 line, easy work. But now its time to go back and make some money for the firm. Client sites almost never have an access line for us, and if they do, its at 28.8. Working 70+ hours week, then 2-2.5 hour dinners each night in the city. I'll be lucky to have time to make any wagers (maybe a good thing) let alone post. I'm a 400% profit margin guy, so they want me to be busy all the time, hence the 280 accrued and untaken vacation hours.

I'll do my best to stop in now and again

 

[Journeyman]

assassin < I did notice your sortive came out of nowhere....

Hope you stay in touch

And always HIT IT when you have the time....

 

[8isenough]

Assasin - <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> taking the family to the chocolate capital of the world for a long weekend (any one want any chocolate) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you Homer Simpson?

 

[assassin]

Will do my best.
With the exception of getting cuaght up in the whole PTS mess, the RX has been a godsend for me.
IN terms of gambling, I've learned quite a bit.
It terms of humor, you guys have it and then some. I haven't luaghed so much in a long time.
And the H.I.P., how could one forget.

Perhaps the best thing is its helps me preserve my marriage. Honestly. Traveling 80% of the time, there are many, uh .. temptation out there. I'm not just talking strip clubs and massage parlors (did I say massage parlors), but young female co-workers. I'm all for some harless flirtation, but these young women .... Suffice it to say when I was in Japan, without the RX, I got in a lot of trouble.

 

[8isenough]

Is that girl running up the stairs in your Avavtar aisan??

 

[assassin]

Another one

Larger version of my avatar

Another one

Yes she is. Here are a few. I've only been with one non-asian woman in the last 17 years, and she was a stripper and Miss NJ contestant.

 

[8isenough]

She is cute!

To me Mrs. New Jersey is Joumana Kidd!

 

[UncleButternutts]

 

[Journeyman]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Now, what am i going to do with this damn dismembered Butterball???? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I just caught this Gem, this thread really is a classic!

Somehow in my exhuberance last night I even missed a few funnies

 

[UncleButternutts]

Angelle obviously needs a refresher course!

H.I.P.RULE NUMBER ONE