Guys I got a girl coming over tonight....Journeyman Hunter!

[Dante]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SportSavant:
odds Journey would rather be posting right now...

Journey wishes he was posting right now:
-500

Journey is not thinking about posting & is happy with his date:
+400 <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO

 

[RobFunk]

special prop:

209 I cant believe how great her sh*t feels on my c**k +1750

 

[CedarCreaker]

How late should we wait up for an update??? Hope Jman dosen't have to consult a physican with an erection that lasts longer than 4 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!

 

[yellowman]

Just when you thought the threads on this site couldn't get any lamer....

Journey please tell us the next time that you think you need to take a dump so we can offer suggestions on how to push, clench or tremble your way through it.

 

[Journeyman]

Well here's the deal....

She shows up about 9:15...I was not impressed , I mean I was not completely disappointed but I was not impressed either...I saw her drive up in what looked like a Mazda Miata...I watched her get out...from afar I could see she had a healthy rack and was toned, blonde hair all of which I already realized....She comes up to the door and I was not happy...

I give her a C+/B- overall appearance, the girl had some acne scars , decent body, not much of an ass for a gymnast...She was very friendly, I immediately shoved a Corona in her hand because I knew she was not a keeper...

We talked a couple hours, she was an interesting person to talk with, it was obvious she was into me, but I knew that would be the case....

LOL- guys at one point she wanted to show me something on the computer, and low and behold I get an INSTANT MESSAGE FROM THE GIRL WHO'S PISSED AT ME FROM LAST WEEK....It was so damn hard not to respond to that IM....Damn I wanted to!

At that point lightning knocked my power out for just 10 secs...LOL I thought the game was going to be on when the power went out...what else would we have done!?

So after about to beers I offered her the rest of my crabs from yesterday...I have to tell ya, it was not attractive or in any way attractive watching her chowing down on my crabs...not on a first date....it was too messy.

So after we ate the crabs, I sat back down next to her, it was obvious she was waiting for 'the move'....I have to admit I'm not the smoothest at 'the move' lol...

From that point on things went into overdrive rapidly...the girl was just melted butter...

Afterwards she says to me (cough cough) " I neverdo that on the first date" .....Uh ok! Whatever....

She was fun,but I think she realized it was a one time thing...She says to me afterwards "so will I hear from you again" and of course I gave the customary 'sure'....

I had to fake a few goodbye kisses blah blah blah...and thankfully she was quickly on her way...LOL- I was already trying to find a good excuse in case she tried to ask me if she could stay....

So thats it....and to be 100% honest boys , I would have rather posted tonight....I am still hooked on the Va girl....Damn , she IMs me and I have some other girl here...it was like she knew!!??

oh well thats it...I suppose I could do her again but, I may have to take her out for that, and I doubt I'd go that far...

I am hoping to make ammends with the Va girl...

 

[SportSavant]

so I was damn on with my proposition?

 

[SportSavant]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> So after we ate the crabs, <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

(hope you got em all!!!)

this is exactly how Michael Moore can take something & put it out of context & make it look like something else...

 

[Journeyman]

LOL- at one point she went to the car and I was going to post an update, but thats when the computer went out because of the lighting!

 

[SportSavant]

journey... I meant to ask you... how many pairs of shoes do you own?

 

[Journeyman]

I don't have that many pairs, maybe 20...

 

[1BadMF]

This was funny. I could relate, bro.

 

[BuzzRavanaugh]

This was a great thread. Some of you guys are very clever.

Good luck Journey in your search

 

[ElIguana]

Glad you got to knock the dust off of your date, Journey. Forget the girl in VA. Remind yourself of the reasons it didn't work out in the first place. The grass is always greener...if you hooked back up with the VA chick, you'd probably be writing us that you miss the gymnast and want to get back with her.

Keep buying the shoes and meeting new gals on the internet. It will provide entertainment for your loyal readers and yourself until you find Mrs. Journeyman or the psychobitch who will cut your throat and steal your massive shoe collection.

P.S. By the way, any good details on gymnast sex? Every guy in the world is curious about that one.....except those who have bagged a gymnast. What score would you give her performance? Did she nail the dismount?

 

[PanchoSanza]

Are you still stalking that chick from your old apartment?

 

[Journeyman]

El Iguana...funny you mention that, I asked herto show me a few gymnast stunts...she obliged by walking on her hands, did some nasty ass split, thenwent over to the wall and put her foot straignt to the 12 o'clck position and scooted up against the wall....lol frankly Ifound that somewhat disgusting....this girl was not shy...it was so ridiculously easy that I found the whole thing boring,even before I was done...

I have decided to keep these expeditions private as I see some seem to think I "NEED TO POST MY LIFE ON THIS FORUM" ...far from it, I do enjoy the play by play type posts some care to exchange, to me its better than television, its along the same lines as reality TV...but I will pass on such future reality events...I will talk about "which sportsbook has the best bonus" and "who has the best lines on womens jaialai,lol

 

[RobFunk]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I have to tell ya, it was not attractive or in any way attractive watching her chowing down on my crabs...not on a first date....it was too messy. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I had a girl scarf down an entire small pizza on a first date. I agree, this is a total turn off. It also shows they are way too comfortable too fast, and that they think they can do whatever and that they dont have to try that hard to impress you.

 

[ElIguana]

Man, I think the splits against the wall would have turned my crank, but I wasn't there. I agree, Journeyman and RobFunk, that if you are looking for a long-term partner, such brazenness on a first date is a real downer....but if you're just looking for some action, it is sweet that these chicks practically threw themselves at you instead of playing mind games all night.

Journeyman, I don't mean to pry into your personal life. You seem to get a kick out of posting your exploits for us to read and comment on. I'm laughing with you, not at you. If you choose to keep some things private, everyone should respect that.

 

[whalewager]

:hump:

 

[Uno]

freaking whale.

hold on... is jman really 5star?