Guys I got a girl coming over tonight....Journeyman Hunter!

[Journeyman]

This could be a very interesting evening...I am expecting her @ 9PM...

29 5-4 130
Blonde hair
Graduated Penn St
no kids!

Thats about all I know so far, I met her off an internet dating service, and have only instant messaged her

This is getting too damn easy...I don't even leave the house for dates anymore...Yesterday she was begging to come over for some steamed crabs, I balked at the idea...but today decided 'shit I may as well do it'...the funny part is having someone come to my house i have never even spoke too, she looks damn good though!!! serious rack, blonde, gymnast

I just want everyone to know I am inviting a stranger over in case I happen to disappear from the planet....and this could be a funny story or atleast interesting....I cannot believe how easy it is to get women anymore, I mean I don't even take them out, or spend anything on them...and that's how it should be!

My game plan tonight, well I dont have one...I am a little nervous but I will have 3 Coronas in me, so I will be slightly buzzed and ready for the festivities!

One thing that worries about her in my quest for the one woman to settle down with, she's bisexual

, and makes no bones about it....


So wish me luck guys...I will report back later

 

[lander]

3-1 says it's Dante in a wig.

He's been after you since RX Wrestlemania XVII.

 

[TheGeneral+]

I expect her to be posting by 9:15.

Thanks

 

[SubZaero]

Whatever you do, don't let her talk you into playing scrabble....pleeease

 

[wantitall4moi]

LMAO @ Subzaero

 

[royalfan]

If you wear that green tank top everything should go well!!

 

[1BadMF]

whack off before she gets there so you're not a "two-stroke engine".

G'luck...you lucky bastard

 

[TheGeneral+]

Lander,

found this for you.

 

[Journeyman]

Haha...I don't know what is going down, all I know is she's bringing movies...funny thing is I bout new shoes today and I didn't even realize I had a date!!

Black Nike's though, I usually buy white shoes, well I guess I won't be wearing shoes actually......one thing is for sure, this girl has a body that won't quit!

I am not expecting to go yard however, but then again who knows!

 

[Alejocruz+]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Journeyman:
I am a little nervous but I will have 3 Coronas in me, so I will be slightly buzzed and ready for the festivities!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

3 Coronas do that to you man?????????
Wow, this girl has a shot at a cheap date

 

[Journeyman]

I never wack off before a date....I need to have all my energy...and for the oldtime readers you may recall the 'yogurt story' LMAO...

3 beers will do me just fine.....

I was hoping young Rob(bie) Funk would give me a few pointers here,lol...this seems like more his style...

 

[Journeyman]

3 Coronas get me over the initial stage fright....I am not the type that likes these blind dates...

LOL- although I have been on too many!

 

[TheGeneral+]

Try valium or xanax although that may kill the drive.

 

[Journeyman]

Guys one way or another you will get an honest detailed report...

I gotta go vacuum and then get some beer!

Holy shit, beer for me twice in a week! How do you guy drink like this ?

 

[OMNIVOROUS FROG]

She is coming to your place? Man, are you nuts? There is a top ten list why you do not let chicks know where you live. I hope one of the movies is not Fatal Attraction. Do you raise rabbits? Are you going to introduce her to the crackheads next door? Hide all of the kitchen cutlery if you take seperate showers. Do not drink anything she hands you. Do not put on handcuffs, under any circumstances. You are a genuine gambler, in all aspects of life. Nice knowing ya...Best Wishes...OF

 

[stef]

She is bi so she could bring a partner. DAMN am i jealous.

 

[G.MONEY]

J-MAN,

TURN ON THE WEB CAM...YOU WILL HAVE A WORLS WIDE AUDIENCE THEN........G........

 

[RobFunk]

Journey, good luck. Always have those chics come see you, don't drive to see them. You're learning!

j/k. . .also having the choice beverage is key as well. you guys will loosen up and you shouldnt have that "alright go ahead, no wait dont" issue like last time if it comes to it. if anything itll be easier for you to share some laughs. Journey, its like you spent all weekend in the batting cage or something.

Journey you should sneak to the PC and give us updates whenever possible!

 

[lander]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The General:
Lander,

found this for you.

http://www.gifs.net/animate/canada.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

General,
Thank you, but the real Canadians are seperationists.

We've had enough of the American ass kissing in Ontario.

Vie le France.

J,
It's time for you to get yourself a nice French hottie and forget about the redneck porkers.

 

[kidslick]

make sure you go to the mall and buy some new <span class="ev_code_BLUE">WHITE SNEAKERS</span>.. MAYBE a couple adult toys and leave them by the t.v , she will get the idea ever hear that song by ac/dc............giving the dog a bone....she has power of union , she only hits when its hot.......lol

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