GREAT NEWS ABOUT POKER TOURNEY AT THERX BASH!!!

[Dante]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HateTheRiverCard:
Come on Fish you know I'm joking. Anyways I would like to get a first hand lesson on how to beat video poker when we are down there, although I am skeptical if you have the time I would like to check it out.

Thanks

HTRC<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


YOU mean you can just ask fish to show you ???

I had to prepay him $59.99 in 2 installments to get a ticket to his seminar

 

[ppeter]

If there is still room, I would like to bring a buddy to the tournament as well as the bash

 

[Swoop]

Shrink...Please include me....The Swoop...thanks..see you guys here in Vegas!!!!

 

[sickgambler]

with all the gamblers that will be at the rx bash, and seeing how gamblers are all lazy and most don't work and are not active. WIth most gamblers not exercising much and eating the pizzas everyday and most gamblers here are beer drinkers and eat only bad food.. And here we are seeing more gamblers who play poker and we all know how much exercise is involved in POKER..And the average gambler lives till the age of 59, and we also know that gambling takes 15 yrs off your life..

My question is, what will be the average weight of all these gamblers when we meet them.. I weigh 223 lbs..

If I had to make an over under on the avg weight of the rx bash poster... My o/u would be..

Average weight of each poster.

249.5 lbs ov -125
249.5 lbs un +105..

________

I would honestly take the over for a nickel.

 

[THE SHRINK]

You've got a nickle bet sir...

 

[sickgambler]

First I need to know.. is Krackman going to be there??? If yes, I'm in..

 

[THE SHRINK]

He will be there...

 

[sickgambler]

make it a dime..

 

[THE SHRINK]

You've got it...

Care to bet over or under 170 people?

Minus 1.20 either way?

P.S.

The house counts and wins on pushes...

 

[sickgambler]

gimme the under for another nickel... and i would also like a 2 team parlay please for 300



Over 249.5 lbs ov -125
under 170 people -120.

thank you..

 

[Fishhead]

Shrink- Your not going to steal this kids money are you??

 

[sickgambler]

you're right fishhead, this guy can easily steal my money by fixing everything. he can invite only skinny people to the bash and not let more than 170 people attend and just like that, sick gambler is out almost 2 dimes.

Hey kenny, cancel my bets, i want out..

 

[THE SHRINK]

You have to bet the other side to get out...

You know the rules better than most...

 

[sickgambler]

look, you can cancel the bet. I only put it in 5 min ago and the lines did not change on the screen yet.. Had the lines went against me, i would understand, but the lines on Don Best are still the same.. If it was 30 min, I'd understand. But it's been only 5 min, and no line movement. So cancel my bets, thank you very much..

 

[Fishhead]

LMFAO

 

[sickgambler]

ok wait a second, i still might want to keep my over 249.5 lbs bet. With Krackman there and The General there, that might ice it for me. The General did say he was fat. If these 2 show up, it's going to be very hard to lose this over.

I think I will keep my over 249.5 lbs bet for 1 dime, but CANCEL the under 170 people, and CANCEL the parlay.. thank you very much.

 

[Fishhead]

Sick Gambler is in trouble here I think.......thank God the kid is a multi-millionaire.

 

[TheGeneral+]

You mean we have to have a weigh-in now?

This is going to be embarassing now.

 

[sickgambler]

hey fishy boy, you're the multi millionaire, not me. Well, that's at least what I am reading these days..

I am BROKE by the way..

I still love the over 239.5 lbs. That's easy money.. I already marked that bet as a win in my book..

Get ready to see a lot of overweight posters boys..

 

[Fishhead]

Sick- Actually, you have a better chance than I first thought.

The guy(paperboy) that is going to kill your chances is DANTE.

I bet he weighs not an ounce over 123.