Don't listen to any of these dick-eating blowhards.
Here is the deal:
1. AM hours: Tour the Grand Canyon and comment: "Oh my what an incredible hole"
2. PM hours: Stare deeply into your girlfriend's vagina and comment: "Oh my what an incredible hole"
3. Midnight hours: Watch the movie "The Canyon" and you will have truly lived on this great planet!
And I'm on post review, joke.