I'm not going to one up the original poster with a story about a fight.
I will lend some advice:
if my wife tells me she got into a fight at the grocery store I would expect it to involve a lot of "shit talking" and "dirty looks"... well basically it would sound just like your "fight" story.
If my 10 year old tells me he got into a fight at school I would expect it to involve a lot of shit talking, pushing and maybe a punch or two.
If my buddy tells me he got into a fight at a casino I would expect, shit talking, shoving, body slams, punches, security guards, cops... bail money and court dates.
change the title of this thread to: "kid got mad at me at casino poker table but he was a pussy"