Golden Globes

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another beauty satire piece from The Bee

Michelle Williams: 'Sometimes You Just Have To Ask Yourself, 'How Many People Do I Have To Kill To Get An Acting Career?''
January 7th, 2020

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HOLLYWOOD, CA—At the Golden Globe Awards on Sunday night, Michelle Williams gave an impassioned speech about her acting career, and how if she hadn't had the ability to knock off a few people, the audience and the viewers at home would have had to suffer an existence without her being an actress.

"You have to do a little math," Williams said. "Human life, or fame and fortune? Which one has more intrinsic value?" Williams laughed, as did many in the crowd.

Williams was accepting the award for best actress in a limited series or motion picture made for TV for her turn as Gwen Verdon in Fosse/Verdon. "Imagine if this TV series existed with someone else playing this role," she implored. "I'm sure you will agree, it was worth a few souls being snuffed out. A lot of people die every day. It's important to keep our priorities straight in this life. I just can't imagine the horror I would have had to endure if I'd allowed those lives to be lived. Even to put them up for adoption would have been too much of a hassle. I had acting classes to get to."

She argued that in the end, she had made the humane choice not just for herself, but for the children who didn't have the right to exist anyway. "Imagine the suffering my previous kids would have felt every day knowing that their own existence had robbed their mother of something of much higher meaning and worth than their lives could ever amount to. This award right here, this is what life is all about. I could never allow my children to live knowing they robbed me of this. If they could thank me, they would."

Williams was visibly pregnant during the speech and took the opportunity to speak about her decision to let this one live. "I'm just thankful we live in a culture where we can define human life according to our own whims. I'm blessed to have had my cake and I got to eat it too. I offed a kid or two, got rich and famous, and now I can finally allow one to live since there will be no risk of them robbing me of what is rightfully mine. I want this child to grow up knowing that if my career had not taken off..." Williams then ran her finger across her neck and made a whimsical death noise. The audience applauded.

The actress says that her expected newborn will be named "Lucky," to remind the child every day how lucky they are that their mother got that Golden Globe that they may live.

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[StevieRay]

another beauty satire piece from The Bee

Michelle Williams: 'Sometimes You Just Have To Ask Yourself, 'How Many People Do I Have To Kill To Get An Acting Career?''
January 7th, 2020

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HOLLYWOOD, CA—At the Golden Globe Awards on Sunday night, Michelle Williams gave an impassioned speech about her acting career, and how if she hadn't had the ability to knock off a few people, the audience and the viewers at home would have had to suffer an existence without her being an actress.

"You have to do a little math," Williams said. "Human life, or fame and fortune? Which one has more intrinsic value?" Williams laughed, as did many in the crowd.

Williams was accepting the award for best actress in a limited series or motion picture made for TV for her turn as Gwen Verdon in Fosse/Verdon. "Imagine if this TV series existed with someone else playing this role," she implored. "I'm sure you will agree, it was worth a few souls being snuffed out. A lot of people die every day. It's important to keep our priorities straight in this life. I just can't imagine the horror I would have had to endure if I'd allowed those lives to be lived. Even to put them up for adoption would have been too much of a hassle. I had acting classes to get to."

She argued that in the end, she had made the humane choice not just for herself, but for the children who didn't have the right to exist anyway. "Imagine the suffering my previous kids would have felt every day knowing that their own existence had robbed their mother of something of much higher meaning and worth than their lives could ever amount to. This award right here, this is what life is all about. I could never allow my children to live knowing they robbed me of this. If they could thank me, they would."

Williams was visibly pregnant during the speech and took the opportunity to speak about her decision to let this one live. "I'm just thankful we live in a culture where we can define human life according to our own whims. I'm blessed to have had my cake and I got to eat it too. I offed a kid or two, got rich and famous, and now I can finally allow one to live since there will be no risk of them robbing me of what is rightfully mine. I want this child to grow up knowing that if my career had not taken off..." Williams then ran her finger across her neck and made a whimsical death noise. The audience applauded.

The actress says that her expected newborn will be named "Lucky," to remind the child every day how lucky they are that their mother got that Golden Globe that they may live.

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Wtf?

 

[rolltide]

Wtf?

it's a satire site like the Onion. they're making fun of the actress that won a Golden Globe and said she would have never advanced in her career to win awards if it wasn't for the abortions she had. and, she's currently pregnant.

bunch of fn nutters in hollyweird

 

[cloverleaf]

damn Ellen is amazing. great woman

Did you see the EARS on Ellen. Damn, biggest ears on a women I've ever seen.

She/he should be able to fly with those damn things.

 

[Knightrofins]

Speaking of Ellen, did you see all that flack she took a few months back b/c she was sitting next to George W Bush at a football game and they were laughing together?

Crazy

 

[Willie99]

Values a Golden Globe over baby, and proud about it too, yet another example of what FUCKED IN THE HEAD looks like

Human life, family, friends... are the most important things in life

And women can and do succeed with families. It's life, it's the beauty of life, sending a message that you need abortions to succeed in life is just so wrong

My lessons in life are very different, I play at a different level

 

[StevieRay]

Values a Golden Globe over baby, and proud about it too, yet another example of what FUCKED IN THE HEAD looks like

Human life, family, friends... are the most important things in life

And women can and do succeed with families. It's life, it's the beauty of life, sending a message that you need abortions to succeed in life is just so wrong

My lessons in life are very different, I play at a different level

bitch is fucked in the head

 

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creeps and freaks

Hollywood takes a step to remove gender distinction in acting awards​

"They're no longer gonna give an award to a woman for being 'Best Actress' or an award to a man for being 'Best Actor,'"

"For this year's awards vote, LAFCA will also introduce gender-neutral acting categories, with two awards for Best Lead Performance and two awards for Best Supporting Performance," the tweet read. "Our voting meeting will take place on December 11, 2022."

Irvine sees the vote as appeasement of the woke culture.

"They just said they're gonna respect all the non-binary- and transgender-identified people out there, and they're just gonna give awards to people in general who are the best people in acting roles," she said


"What a lot of research has shown is that a film will end up being much more successful and making more money, if an actress wins a Best Actress Award," Irvine explained. "So when a woman wins awards, it ends up helping everybody involved in that particular film, which means that directors are going to have more incentive to try to cast women in starring roles."

Even worse, Irvine fears, could be the change's effects on the acting dreams of young girls.

"What this is going to do, is end up disincentivizing directors and producers from even casting women in the first place, so we're really concerned about this," she explained. "We were approached by someone who was really worried about the erasure of women's career opportunities and was thinking about all the little girls out there who might want to go into the film industry and thinking they're not even going to have a chance to win awards at this point for acting."

 

[MAGAking1]

They are trying hard to make themselves even LESS relevant....aha