Going Tout

[billhill999]

I really like turtles the most.

 

[donkeybucks]

I really like turtles the most.

Any love for lobsters?

 

[soonerdawg1]

Well first off i need a system! How much does a tout charge anyway? Can I charge per game?

how much shit can you produce? it's all up to you

 

[DarthGator]

I'm just gonna spin a roulette wheel with a bunch of teams on it and take a shit on the thing and which ever team gets the most shit will be the play. Now where the fuck do I get a roulette wheel?

 

[billhill999]

Any love for lobsters?

No, they are pinchy.

 

[donkeybucks]

I'm just gonna spin a roulette wheel with a bunch of teams on it and take a shit on the thing and which ever team gets the most shit will be the play. Now where the fuck do I get a roulette wheel?

You do realize you'll have to wipe away the shit to see the team that's under it all.

I'd be happy to comp you a buffet if this system works.

 

[donkeybucks]

Fill us in Gator.

What team did your deuce fall on today?

C'mon man, I need one more team for my teaser parlay.

 

[DarthGator]

I was at work...plays were in CFB forum. Just took a shit that landed on Boise St tonight, small piece of shit on ND as well.

 

[DarthGator]

Had to force one out, one little pellet on san fran...a shits a shit girls!

 

[roadreeler57]

You can go tout here if U think U R good enough www.trackpicks.com

 

[billhill999]

Darth?
Can I buy a three year subscription, I got a rock solid, out of state, post dated, third party check I can pay you with.

 

[DarthGator]

pay me with a turtle bill